Mal: Okay. She won't be winning any beauty contests anytime soon. But she is solid. Ship like this, be with ya 'til the day you die. Zoe: 'Cause it's a deathtrap.

'Out Of Gas'


Spike's Bitches 47: Someone Dangerous Could Get In  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


§ ita § - Nov 26, 2012 8:01:07 pm PST #23255 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I don't remember the last time that anyone in my family didn't mention my breasts first. Or their breasts first, barring injury to anything else. They will tell you how nice your breasts are, and what's wrong with theirs--no boobs are too small, but then again, none are smaller than a C. But that's so big! Here! Grab it. Now grab yours. See how mine are bigger? I hate that. And they flop! Let me take off my bra...can I grab yours again? That's what I thought. Definitely better than mine...

Okay, SERIOUSLY. I would like to a) like my breasts b) leave the room.


Laura - Nov 26, 2012 8:06:51 pm PST #23256 of 30001
Our wings are not tired.

I have many body issues, but I always thought my breasts were nice. I was totally ok when I was tiny. Didn't buy a bra until I was 38 because it was not required. Now that I am heavy and the breasts are, that is ok too. They totally were awesome, full and shapely when I was nursing, and all super functional too! The hair, the chins, the belly, now we are talking body ISSUES.


meara - Nov 26, 2012 8:26:40 pm PST #23257 of 30001

Hah--see, I figure my boobies, at least there are good parts. I mean, my chin, my belly, whatever, it's just not the shape I want, there's no special upside to that. My boobies, I'd love them to be bigger, but hey, at least they're perky for what they are! (I figure on a smaller-bodied person they'd be great, but since I've got a large rib cage and hips and stuff, a bigger rack would be more proportionate. If probably less perky)


Connie Neil - Nov 26, 2012 8:31:34 pm PST #23258 of 30001
brillig

My tits have mostly just been an annoyance, things that get in the way and which other people make fusses over. They were big for my size when I was thinner, and I actually felt somewhat relieved when I got fat and they became less noticeable. I've never worried if they were "right", I mostly just wished they weren't there.


beth b - Nov 26, 2012 8:50:31 pm PST #23259 of 30001
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

I didn't read the details , but I am sorry Hil.

and tell you family to keep thier hands to themselves, ita. body comparisons ar e good for no one - and if it involves squeezing - smack 'em down.

Today was wierd - someone complimented my nail beds -- I didn't even know what she was talking about


§ ita § - Nov 26, 2012 9:22:50 pm PST #23260 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

body comparisons ar e good for no one - and if it involves squeezing - smack 'em down.

This one was good for our dates, I can't lie. Three women standing at the bar grabbing each other's breasts? I'm surprised they didn't break something offering to break the tie.

I don't mind being groped, but I do wish I could like my breasts without invoking tales of decade-long woe.

My boobs are sometimes too big and sometimes too small, but generally well behaved and with the cyst gone reasonably healthy. I can't guarantee that'll last forever, so I don't appreciate being bummed out about other racks while I'm okay.


Burrell - Nov 26, 2012 9:31:11 pm PST #23261 of 30001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

I am like meara in that my breasts have never been bodacious but they've always been perky. But it is weird that for so long I thought of myself as flat chested. It's been a good decade since then (I blame pregnancy and regular ol' aging and putting on 20 pounds or so) and I still am surprised when I see cleavage.


omnis_audis - Nov 26, 2012 10:08:53 pm PST #23262 of 30001
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

I must be a fool. Breaking in on a conversation of boobs. But hey, I have a deadline.

OK, it's Secret Santa time here at school. I've drawn one of the students that I have no clue, or rather, little clue. He's vegetarian. He's a bit on the nerdy side. A bit of a foodie. Can cook. Computer whiz. Sound whiz. Theater sound guy. Mid-late 20's. From the east coast. We have to exchange gifts by the 10th, so, gotta ship before it's too late.

I found this, that could be cool, but, I don't eat mushrooms, so no clue if they are yummy variety or not: [link]

Yes? No? It's a $30 limit.

The other thing I found is this: [link] But not sure of his music prefs, so not sure which genre record to turn into a bowl for him.

Thoughts? Good? Bad? Keep looking?

(OK, back to boob talk)


Typo Boy - Nov 26, 2012 10:18:06 pm PST #23263 of 30001
Calli: My people have a saying. A man who trusts can never be betrayed, only mistaken.Avon: Life expectancy among your people must be extremely short.

I personally find oyster mushrooms yummy.


Strix - Nov 26, 2012 11:16:40 pm PST #23264 of 30001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

What about a gourmet vegetarian cookbook?