Old trusty soda machine. I push you for root beer, you give me Coke.

Willow ,'End of Days'


Spike's Bitches 47: Someone Dangerous Could Get In  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Kate P. - Nov 15, 2012 10:42:58 am PST #22861 of 30001
That's the pain / That cuts a straight line down through the heart / We call it love

Oh Shir. So scary.


omnis_audis - Nov 15, 2012 10:47:03 am PST #22862 of 30001
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

(( Shir )) Keep your head down. Crossing fingers and what not that your sister isn't called up. Same for the rest of your friends too.


Laura - Nov 15, 2012 11:14:04 am PST #22863 of 30001
Our wings are not tired.

Apparently I am a sucker for positive reinforcement.

Oh yeah. I don't like using a personal trainer because I reject being pushed and told what to do, but I live for praise.


sj - Nov 15, 2012 11:17:03 am PST #22864 of 30001
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

Oh yeah. I don't like using a personal trainer because I reject being pushed and told what to do, but I live for praise.

My physical therapist wasn't pushy at all (at least the good one wasn't), but the personal trainer yesterday really was. I cannot work out for a straight hour without a break, at least not yet. I did find out that I can use the gliding machine (probably not what it is actually called), of course I can only use it for 2 minutes at a time, but it's a start.


sj - Nov 15, 2012 11:25:22 am PST #22865 of 30001
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

Is twitter broken for anyone else?


NoiseDesign - Nov 15, 2012 11:28:30 am PST #22866 of 30001
Our wings are not tired

Has anyone seen my motivation? Getting anything done is taking way too much energy, and I have a lot of need to get done.


omnis_audis - Nov 15, 2012 11:32:08 am PST #22867 of 30001
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

I think mine ran off with yours.


Connie Neil - Nov 15, 2012 11:42:22 am PST #22868 of 30001
brillig

I wanted to use the recumbent bikes at the gym, but my legs are too short. I can't get my leg up high enough to get over the central part, and I got very tired of being the awkward middled-aged fat person in front of all the spandexed college students.

A lot of the machines are geared for someone at least three inches taller than me, and the free weight areas are full of steroid junkies flexing at each other. And the women's section doesn't have many weights, and that's full of spandexed young mothers bitching about their friends and pretending they can still attract the steroid junkies.


Volans - Nov 15, 2012 11:48:55 am PST #22869 of 30001
move out and draw fire

Apparently our motivations are all on strike in Europe.


sj - Nov 15, 2012 11:49:13 am PST #22870 of 30001
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

A lot of the machines are geared for someone at least three inches taller than me

Tell me about it. Everything is made for someone taller than me.

and the free weight areas are full of steroid junkies flexing at each other. And the women's section doesn't have many weights, and that's full of spandexed young mothers bitching about their friends and pretending they can still attract the steroid junkies.

There's a separate women's section at your gym? I'm very grateful that this gym doesn't have any steroid junkies or tiny little spandexed women, it's mostly women in their 40s through 70s, so I don't feel intimidated to be there.