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Spike's Bitches 47: Someone Dangerous Could Get In  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Steph L. - Oct 31, 2012 4:44:12 pm PDT #22155 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

Oh, I wasn't criticizing you! I'm sorry; I am so stoned on migraine meds right now that I wouldn't be surprised if the dog started talking. So I'm probably not saying stuff as well as I could right now.

I know there are definitely kids who *could* wear a costume but don't make the effort, but then still go scam candy, and that annoys me. And there are plenty of middle-class families in my neighborhood, so some of the kids not in costumes could have just been lazy and scamming candy.


Zenkitty - Oct 31, 2012 4:49:13 pm PDT #22156 of 30001
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

The other dude there suggested for my costume concept, "serial killer," on the premise that they look like everybody else.

That made me laugh.

Very few kids out this evening in my neighborhood. Nobody has decorations up. Even I didn't do anything special; I haven't since I moved here. Halloween isn't very much fun these days. *kicks sand*


sj - Oct 31, 2012 4:52:43 pm PDT #22157 of 30001
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

Oh, I wasn't criticizing you! I'm sorry; I am so stoned on migraine meds right now that I wouldn't be surprised if the dog started talking. So I'm probably not saying stuff as well as I could right now.

No apologies needed. I'm probably being a little too "get off my lawn" tonight. I love the little ones, but gaggles of teenagers always make me cranky. They made me cranky even when I was a teenager. I think I may have been born a cranky old lady.


Steph L. - Oct 31, 2012 4:55:42 pm PDT #22158 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

I'm probably being a little too "get off my lawn" tonight.

Heh. Our official trick-or-treat hours are 6-8. A group of about 7 kids showed up and POUNDED on our door at 5:30. I didn't even have the candy out, so I had to sprint to the pantry and rip open the bag as I ran back to the front door. And I wanted to yell at them for not observing the official trick-or-treat hours.

So I feel you on the "get off my lawn." There's a proper way to do things, dang it!


Kate P. - Oct 31, 2012 4:56:43 pm PDT #22159 of 30001
That's the pain / That cuts a straight line down through the heart / We call it love

I got candy from the little general store even though I wasn't dressed up. The other dude there suggested for my costume concept, "serial killer," on the premise that they look like everybody else.

Oh yeah, this was a popular "costume" in high school.

I bought two (small) bags of candy, in an optimistic spirit. How many trick or treaters did we get? A grand total of two. One family, two kids. Yay leftover candy? On the bright side, this is the family that lives just a few doors down across the street from us, and they were super friendly and the kids were adorable. (They were a cowgirl and a leprechaun.) So I'm really glad to have met them, even though I forgot their names as soon as they said them.


le nubian - Oct 31, 2012 4:59:30 pm PDT #22160 of 30001
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

Our official trick-or-treat hours are 6-8.

I don't know if we have hours, but I think I'm getting punked. I turned on my light at 6. No trick or treaters yet.

WTF am I going to do with all of this candy?


beth b - Oct 31, 2012 4:59:45 pm PDT #22161 of 30001
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

25 so far - and now...

but it is hard t tell what will happen. there is a haunted a house a few doors over. I want to go visit, but DH isn't home yet. One cat, nathaniel is in the garage behind a closed door ( He is a door rusher) the other cat is plaguing him from this side - so I am amused


Toddson - Oct 31, 2012 5:09:05 pm PDT #22162 of 30001
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

Mini-Obama is adorable. No trick or treaters at my door, but I live in an apartment building. My concession to Halloween was jewelry (pendant of a raven and crystal skull earrings) and a manicure (orange-y nailpolish with black haunted houses stamped on my ring fingers).

In regard to "you should wear that color" - years ago I wore something black into work and a (rather tactless) co-worker told me I looked so good in black I should be a widow.

Utilizing my best tact, I pointed out that I didn't have to marry and then kill off some hapless man in order to wear black.


omnis_audis - Oct 31, 2012 5:19:20 pm PDT #22163 of 30001
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

I got candy from the little general store even though I wasn't dressed up. The other dude there suggested for my costume concept, "serial killer," on the premise that they look like everybody else.

Ha, that's mine, only I say "Sociopath". Today, I happened to be wearing red shirt and black pants. So I quickly made up "I'm the Devil in disguise"


Stephanie - Oct 31, 2012 5:30:43 pm PDT #22164 of 30001
Trust my rage

We had almost everyone in costume tonight but I live I a very white neighborhood and I heard some of my neighbors complaining about people who "obviously were not from our neighborhood" (they were brown) coming and trick or treating. I don't get that. I mean, other than racism, what is wrong with going outside your own neighborhood?