We're not gonna die. We can't die, Bendis. You know why? Because we are so very pretty. We are just too pretty for God to let us die.

Mal ,'Serenity'


Spike's Bitches 47: Someone Dangerous Could Get In  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


sj - Oct 31, 2012 2:32:56 pm PDT #22142 of 30001
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

What a cutie! His parents should send his pic to the campaign


sj - Oct 31, 2012 3:19:10 pm PDT #22143 of 30001
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

Someone remind me to put a sign up next year, "If you're not wearing a costume don't ring the doorbell. No, your school sweatshirt is not a costume."


Atropa - Oct 31, 2012 3:33:54 pm PDT #22144 of 30001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

Someone remind me to put a sign up next year, "If you're not wearing a costume don't ring the doorbell. No, your school sweatshirt is not a costume."

Do what I do. Tell them they have to sing a song or they don't get any candy. I usually suggest "I'm A Little Tea Pot".


sj - Oct 31, 2012 3:39:54 pm PDT #22145 of 30001
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

Jilli, somehow I think you could get away with that easier than I could.


omnis_audis - Oct 31, 2012 3:57:41 pm PDT #22146 of 30001
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

That's when you invoke the "Trick" part of "Trick or Treat"


Liese S. - Oct 31, 2012 3:59:06 pm PDT #22147 of 30001
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."

I got candy from the little general store even though I wasn't dressed up. The other dude there suggested for my costume concept, "serial killer," on the premise that they look like everybody else.


le nubian - Oct 31, 2012 4:01:02 pm PDT #22148 of 30001
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

That child is just so cute. What you might want to do is suggest to the mom to send a pic to the Oval Office. I know Michelle or Barack would get a kick out of that.


Atropa - Oct 31, 2012 4:17:20 pm PDT #22149 of 30001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

I just spent 15 minutes in the office bathroom cleaning blood off of myself and changing clothes, because I didn't want to be a messy vampire when we went to the theatre tonight. Which is why I had two bags of stuff with me when I came into work tonight.


Lee - Oct 31, 2012 4:24:40 pm PDT #22150 of 30001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

I am still wearing my costume from work because I don't want to change until I can shower and I don't want to shower and miss trick or treaters (I have a lot of candy.)


Steph L. - Oct 31, 2012 4:29:47 pm PDT #22151 of 30001
That which does not kill you should RUN

Someone remind me to put a sign up next year, "If you're not wearing a costume don't ring the doorbell. No, your school sweatshirt is not a costume."

My neighborhood's average income is fairly low, so while I do kind of give the stinkeye to kids not in costumes, I have no idea what their family's financial circumstances are. And it's Halloween. They just want to go out and get candy like everyone else. So I don't really begrudge a mini Snickers to a kid who's not wearing a costume.