So many good choices for write-in, but I already voted.
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Spike's Bitches 47: Someone Dangerous Could Get In
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
At Shane's preschool today, one of his 3-year-old classmates was dressed as Obama. It was the most precious thing I've ever seen. Still dying!
Jilli, I feel quite safe. Very, very safe.
(Motherfucker renewed his wedding vows in a crossdressed ceremony at the supermarket). And he doesn't play dressup with a dolly, so much as with a Dali.
Even his down low minions like me will be saved.
My town has official trick-or-treating hours from 6 to 8. Having "official" anything for trick-or-treating seems like it takes most of the fun out of it. So far, it's just been really little kids, many of whom were way too young to have any idea why they had been put into these weird outfits and were ringing people's doorbells.
I didn't get candy, I'm feeling crappy and PMSy and bah humbug. Normally I like seeing all the kids and the costumes but tonight I don't want to bother.
I'm getting a lot of kids just holding up their bags and not saying anything or saying "Happy Halloween". And a lot of sarcastic kids who aren't happy if I guess their costume wrong, and don't volunteer what their costume is supposed to be. One kid just now had on a wolf mask. I asked him if he was the Big Bad Wolf and he said no in the most annoyed voice possible.
Someone got a pic of miniObama! [link]
OMG HE IS THE CUTEST!
INORITE???? His mom had campaign buttons made with his picture and everything!
His mom had campaign buttons made with his picture and everything!
Oh my god, that wins EVERYTHING EVER.