Well, you'd better not be thinking what I think you're thinking, because my answer is the same as always — no threesomes unless it's boy-boy-girl. Or Charlize Theron.

Harmony ,'First Date'


Spike's Bitches 47: Someone Dangerous Could Get In  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Amy - Sep 24, 2011 5:28:02 pm PDT #216 of 30001
Because books.

WB's wedding ring, which she thought she'd lost down the toilet, turned up in the washing machine.

That happened to me once! I had no idea where I could have lost, but my MiL found it in their washing machine a few days after I'd been there doing laundry!


Zenkitty - Sep 24, 2011 5:51:42 pm PDT #217 of 30001
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

Glad Wallybee's wedding ring turned up! I suspect inanimate objects can move when they want to, they're just lazy. And they can't do it while we're watching them, like the angels in Blink.

FTR, Atkins never said don't eat vegetables.


billytea - Sep 24, 2011 6:07:20 pm PDT #218 of 30001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

Oh, dear. Maybe she really did lose in the washing machine? Maybe?

Hee. It is the most likely explanation. (I hope.) She's very relieved.


Zenkitty - Sep 24, 2011 6:59:10 pm PDT #219 of 30001
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

And yet they move. It's the only explanation for why I can never find a hair clip.


Laura - Sep 25, 2011 4:01:18 am PDT #220 of 30001
Our wings are not tired.

FTR, Atkins never said don't eat vegetables.

Oh yeah, it is the general myth and perception that you just get to gorge yourself on meat alone. A number of people probably do that the first few days but the actual rules are for lots of carb lite veggies.

I suspect inanimate objects can move when they want to, they're just lazy.

Zenkitty speaks the truth. Way too much evidence that they walk.


smonster - Sep 25, 2011 8:19:57 am PDT #221 of 30001
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

Okay, my tire is plugged, thanks to neighbor M. I asked him what I owed him and he asked me to grab him a bottle of ginger ale. Frankie has been bathed (I found a couple of fleas on him), cats have been Advantage'd. Not going to make the training, foo. Need to do laundry, work on slides, and run errands. And I think that will fill the rest of Sunday. Need to time errands to miss Saints traffic and the second line. Would rather be out watching game and second line, but oh well.


Steph L. - Sep 25, 2011 8:37:23 am PDT #222 of 30001
the hardest to learn / was the least complicated

smonster, I've been meaning to ask you -- are you getting any relief from your hip pain? (Or is it your IT band? Or are they connected?)

And I ask non-altruistically, because my fucking left hip has been killing me for about a month. I think I know which muscles are the problem (primarily the gluteus minimus), but other than the PAINFUL foam roller, I don't know what else I should do for it.


Burrell - Sep 25, 2011 9:26:49 am PDT #223 of 30001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

Not smonster, Steph, but I sometimes have to deal with a pinchy hip as well. Rolling on a tennis ball or whatevs is indeed painful but it DOES work. Something about massaging the fascia so that they can relax and start to heal. Also recommend stretching all those gluteus muscles if that's what you think is causing it.


Ginger - Sep 25, 2011 9:42:32 am PDT #224 of 30001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

I was too optimistic about the state of my ears. I now have a great deal of empathy for babies pulling at their affected ears. I have used Mucinex, neti pot, steam and most variations of OTC cold medicine, and one ear is still horribly stuffed up and painful. I can't use the excess energy from the prednisone because leaning over makes me dizzy. Does anyone have any other suggestions?


Hil R. - Sep 25, 2011 9:46:10 am PDT #225 of 30001
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

I was too optimistic about the state of my ears. I now have a great deal of empathy for babies pulling at their affected ears. I have used Mucinex, neti pot, steam and most variations of OTC cold medicine, and one ear is still horribly stuffed up and painful. I can't use the excess energy from the prednisone because leaning over makes me dizzy. Does anyone have any other suggestions?

Advil or Motrin. Sometimes, the sinus passages are too swollen to allow the fluid to escape, and Advil brings down the swelling.