I also seem to ooze makeup remover from my tear ducts so even waterproof mascara usually starts smearing around on me after a few hours.
What is this deal? My glasses get spattered when I'm not aware of crying and my mascara always smudges if there is an opportunity. I think my eyes are alien agents of madness.
All of that said, DiorShow is my platonic ideal of a mascara if I only have to look good for an hour or so. Their waterproof has the same brush so it's a good daily but requires actual remover to wash up at night. Dior Iconic's brush seriously does not agree with my eyes. I like the formulation but the brush bites. So if I need mascara to last, I do waterproof DiorShow on upper and Blinc on lower lashes. Because even the waterproof will smudge on me. Mascara should not be this thought out.
I should just have lush, dark lashes naturally so I don't have to deal with this. Except even that would probably not satisfy me. Otherwise I'd just use Blinc on upper lashes too. I want LASHES.
And a good probiotic option.
And a pony.