I'm going to see to Wesley, see if he's still whimpering.

Giles ,'Chosen'


Spike's Bitches 47: Someone Dangerous Could Get In  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


brenda m - Oct 19, 2012 7:29:32 am PDT #21544 of 30001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

But damn well NOT "anything possible."

I want to say you should call a building inspector to identify any place where the house is not completely sealed and deduct the cost of fixing it from your rent.

But you may not want to go DEFCON 5 on her just yet. Since, you know, you have to live there and are a generally nicer person, I think.

Harking back to last night's conversation, I cannot imagine this is a landlady who could tolerate a dog without constantly being all up in your face about how many feet from the house before it pees, how many barks per week are allowed, etc. (Of course, that would open up the opportunity to also call and have the place soundproofed!)


Scrappy - Oct 19, 2012 7:39:16 am PDT #21545 of 30001
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

Our last landlord took $$ off of our security deposit because the windowsills were dirty on the OUTSIDE. Yes, we were supposed to clean the outside of the place as well as the inside. WTF.


Steph L. - Oct 19, 2012 7:40:45 am PDT #21546 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

Yes, we were supposed to clean the outside of the place as well as the inside.

Most landlords I've had seem to understand the concept of normal wear and tear.

And then there are the crazy ones.


Cass - Oct 19, 2012 7:49:57 am PDT #21547 of 30001
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

When she says she's "hoping another mouse will come forward," I feel like there's 2 possibilities: (1) she misspoke and left out a very important word -- "NOT" -- as in "I am NOT hoping another mouse will come forward," or (2) she's implying that since "the line is drawn," she wants a reason to evict you.

I thought maybe she thought there was still one mouse inside and is hoping to catch and remove it.

What a cluster though. I am sorry you are having to deal with this.


meara - Oct 19, 2012 8:16:41 am PDT #21548 of 30001

Our last landlord took $$ off of our security deposit because the windowsills were dirty on the OUTSIDE. Yes, we were supposed to clean the outside of the place as well as the inside. WTF.

OMG. That is crazy. MADNESS.


le nubian - Oct 19, 2012 8:22:51 am PDT #21549 of 30001
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

Scrappy,

utter bullshit.


Hil R. - Oct 19, 2012 8:34:14 am PDT #21550 of 30001
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

Harking back to last night's conversation, I cannot imagine this is a landlady who could tolerate a dog without constantly being all up in your face about how many feet from the house before it pees, how many barks per week are allowed, etc. (Of course, that would open up the opportunity to also call and have the place soundproofed!)

She and her husband have a dog. (Or, at least, they did. Now that I think about it, I haven't seen the dog in a while, and I know that he was really old.) And there is no way that any dog I got could possibly make more noise than the dogs at the house next door. When I call someone on the phone while those dogs are barking, the person I'm talking to can hear them and asks, "When did you get a dog?"

I thought maybe she thought there was still one mouse inside and is hoping to catch and remove it.

This was what I thought she meant, too.


Hil R. - Oct 19, 2012 8:53:56 am PDT #21551 of 30001
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

She responded. It's still my fault, but she's a bit more polite about it.

Joe's sister lived there from 1989 until 2005, and like us, had not so much as a single episode. Of course, she was notorious for over-wrapping all her food products.

You now have started managing the kitchen which is a great relief to me, but in the meantime, the open residual food attracted pests. I just want you to know that if you have any difficulty at all keeping the kitchen up, I will do it for you on a regular basis. Dick and I pulled the refrigerator out and found no holes or cracks; likewise the stove. I called him last night and he says that next week (I think Tuesday) he will not rely on the steel wool around the pipe under the sink but will convert it to that foam insulation (although I have always found steel wool excellent). We had an unopened can ready to go but could not find anywhere else to use it.

I too am horribly allergic to cats.

By the way (I just remembered this) the very first time I saw mouse droppings in that kitchen was pretty soon after I moved in, inside a cabinet where I hadn't put any food yet.


Zenkitty - Oct 19, 2012 9:21:25 am PDT #21552 of 30001
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

Good luck with the crazy landlady, Hil. Sorry moving is not a viable option.

I need a new mascara. I've worn this expensive Estee Lauder More Than Mascara three times and it's already clumpy. I don't like having to comb my eyelashes after I put on mascara. Also, I rub my eyes a lot, apparently, and I need a mascara that won't rub off under my eyes. If such a thing exists. I'm about to start buying the cheapest mascara on the drugstore rack, because I can't afford to keep buying expensive mascara that doesn't do what I need. Maybe I should just get my eyelashes dyed every month; it probably wouldn't be more expensive.


erin_obscure - Oct 19, 2012 9:48:43 am PDT #21553 of 30001
Occasionally I’m callous and strange

I think I might have a bad contact lense. Put in new ones this morning and the left one is fine but the right...so blurry. Everything is blurry and I can feel a headache starting. Didn't bother me until I got to work and staring at the four computer monitors of my work station but now starting to feel a headache coming on and I haven't even been here an hour yet. Booo. Pondering if it's worth it to use up all my breaks to go home and put in a new one.