Tell me more good stuff about me.

Kaylee ,'The Message'


Spike's Bitches 47: Someone Dangerous Could Get In  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


ChiKat - Oct 03, 2012 5:06:41 am PDT #20995 of 30001
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

May the uteruses (uteri?) behave as the owners wish.

Very much this.

Gronk. I am so flippin' tired. I was at work till 7:30 last night and back here by 7:00 this morning. I feel like I've already put in a full day in the past 1 1/2 hours. Hopefully I will be headed home before 5 today.


Frankenbuddha - Oct 03, 2012 7:47:58 am PDT #20996 of 30001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

Great news about your Mom, Scrappy!


smonster - Oct 03, 2012 8:57:17 am PDT #20997 of 30001
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

Sending all the pregnancy vibes your way, sj.

We really have got to do something about the gap between the door and door frame. Bugs just crawl right in there. They don't usually last too long, since we spray the shit out of it every couple of months (which has been done again today) so they crawl away and die.

Yo, I can deal with that this weekend. Probably just need to screw a sweep on there, shouldn't take long. Send me an email if you want. Lagniappe.


Scrappy - Oct 03, 2012 9:46:38 am PDT #20998 of 30001
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

Things are slow in Bitchland today.


sj - Oct 03, 2012 9:53:46 am PDT #20999 of 30001
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

Mom and I went out to lunch and did errands. My head is hurting so bad trephination is sounding like a splendid idea. H should be here soon with a latte, which will hopefully help.


smonster - Oct 03, 2012 10:02:23 am PDT #21000 of 30001
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

I just ran out of gas for the first time ever. So embarrassing. I usually have a really good sense for pushing my car right to the limit, but I didn't set the trip mileage thingy. Oops. Boss is bringing me gas.


Steph L. - Oct 03, 2012 10:10:22 am PDT #21001 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

Things are slow in Bitchland today.

I just ate a Luna bar. Chocolate-Dipped Coconut flavor.

That's all I got in the way of excitement.

Oh! And TJs has pumpkin-flavored Greek yogurt! I bought the last 2 containers of it. (There were 3, and while I was grabbing it off the shelf like a junkie on a bender [A PUMPKIN BENDER, HOO YEAH], another woman standing there said, "Oh my god, pumpkin yogurt? Is it good? I bet it's good!" And so I said, "Do you want to try it? Because if you don't, I'm taking them all. You have one chance, here." She took it.)

I am unreasonably happy about the yogurt.


erikaj - Oct 03, 2012 10:14:30 am PDT #21002 of 30001
Always Anti-fascist!

Always looking for new flavors.


beth b - Oct 03, 2012 10:17:44 am PDT #21003 of 30001
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

I bought new towels which is very good . however that means I must clean the linen closet out


Atropa - Oct 03, 2012 10:31:44 am PDT #21004 of 30001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

Things are slow in Bitchland today.

I learned that two 3D movies in one night gives me a migraine! Wheee! But it was so worth it to be at the sneak preview of Frankenweenie.