Jayne: Captain, can you stop her from bein' cheerful, please? Mal: I don't believe there is a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month.

'Serenity'


Spike's Bitches 47: Someone Dangerous Could Get In  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Hil R. - Oct 01, 2012 12:22:59 pm PDT #20891 of 30001
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

Scrappy, that's great news.

I went to the ENT. He says that he thinks my ear problem is a muscular problem, with the eustachian tubes not opening and closing properly because the muscles around them are too tight, so we're trying various things to relax those muscles. They did some kind of ear pressure test that printed out a graph, and the graph from my left ear was the perfect sort of peak that they want to see, while the one from my right ear was all squiggly. They also tested my hearing, and I can hear better than most people, which might be why noises annoy me so much -- I can just hear more of them than most people can.


Trudy Booth - Oct 01, 2012 12:46:47 pm PDT #20892 of 30001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Marvelous, Scrappy!

Although now that you mention that, I wonder that it doesn't give *her* the heebie-jeebies to borrow something that *I* might have worn withOUT a shirt underneath.

"I was SO happy to finally get it back that T & I had a whole bunch of reallly sticky sex in it :) 'Fraid its not a loaner anymore :( "


erikaj - Oct 01, 2012 12:53:19 pm PDT #20893 of 30001
Always Anti-fascist!

Trudy's answer wins.


erikaj - Oct 01, 2012 12:55:25 pm PDT #20894 of 30001
Always Anti-fascist!

(RAYLAN, inside Scrappy's Mom's Lung, lays a bullet on the table, in front of CANCER)

Next one's coming faster.


EpicTangent - Oct 01, 2012 12:59:29 pm PDT #20895 of 30001
Why isn't everyone pelting me with JOY, dammit? - Zenkitty

Many yays for excellent Mom-of-Scrappy news!


billytea - Oct 01, 2012 1:10:56 pm PDT #20896 of 30001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

I agree with Beverly and smonster, especially about directing her to an outlet to buy her own. I'd possibly be inclined not even to say you'll need it at that time, but just something like "I'm afraid that won't be possible". That gives her less to engage with, just in case she's the sort who'll try to argue or negotiate with your refusal (which seems possible given that whole "If I can only get it from you for one date" thing). You don't owe her a reason any more than you owe her a corset.


EpicTangent - Oct 01, 2012 1:22:48 pm PDT #20897 of 30001
Why isn't everyone pelting me with JOY, dammit? - Zenkitty

Good grief, the Quality Manager just rejected an ECO because she didn't know what "in-situ" means...nothing wrong with it, just REJECT, with a comment about "what does in-situ mean?" Seriously? I go out of my way to NOT look ignorant to other people as a rule, and rather than just asking one person (or Googling, FFS), she'd rather look like a dope to all of us? So now someone will have to explain to her what it means, then route the entire thing through for signatures all over again, because she couldn't hit Dictionary.com.

I really don't get people...

(And I'm pretty sure my boss is going to handle this one, because we both know that I'd have a really hard time not conveying that paragraph up there by my tone...)


omnis_audis - Oct 01, 2012 1:28:35 pm PDT #20898 of 30001
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

There is something in this room that is piercing my ear drums. It's 7,000 Hz tone, that is spiking the meter. I thought it was ringing in my ears. But the RTA on the phone confirms it. Ouch! make it stop please! eeep. And of course, I have back to back meetings in here for the rest of the afternoon.


ChiKat - Oct 01, 2012 1:53:26 pm PDT #20899 of 30001
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

Yay, Scrappy!!! That's great news!


lisah - Oct 01, 2012 1:55:18 pm PDT #20900 of 30001
Punishingly Intricate

Wonderful news, Scrappy!!