"During parturition, the clitoris ruptures in order to facilitate the passage of young, and may take weeks to heal."
That's no laughing matter.
Happy day, erika! I hope you're getting treats.
She growls?! You made her so she growls?!
Buffy ,'Get It Done'
Spike's Bitches 47: Someone Dangerous Could Get In
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
DavidS - Sep 18, 2012 6:24:37 am PDT #20428 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
erikaj - Sep 18, 2012 7:26:56 am PDT #20429 of 30001
"already on the kiss-cam with Karl Marx"-
Later, I think.
le nubian - Sep 18, 2012 7:39:37 am PDT #20430 of 30001
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."
Happy birthday!
ChiKat - Sep 18, 2012 7:44:16 am PDT #20431 of 30001
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?
Happy birthday, erika!!
EpicTangent - Sep 18, 2012 8:09:14 am PDT #20432 of 30001
Why isn't everyone pelting me with JOY, dammit? - Zenkitty
Happy Birthday, erika! I hope it's exactly as birthday-tastic as you prefer.
Connie Neil - Sep 18, 2012 8:12:34 am PDT #20433 of 30001
brillig
Happiness, erika!
Frankenbuddha - Sep 18, 2012 8:13:18 am PDT #20434 of 30001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
That's no laughing matter.
I saw what you did there.
Typo Boy - Sep 18, 2012 9:04:16 am PDT #20435 of 30001
Calli: My people have a saying. A man who trusts can never be betrayed, only mistaken.Avon: Life expectancy among your people must be extremely short.
Happy Erika day!
Zenkitty - Sep 18, 2012 9:29:39 am PDT #20436 of 30001
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.
Happy Birthday, erika!
How the heck do hyenas mate, then? I mean, with a penis and a pseudo-penis... there's only keys and no lock, if you know what I mean... poor hyenas, no wonder they're snarly bastards.
§ ita § - Sep 18, 2012 12:54:14 pm PDT #20437 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I guess Jamaica has Netflix because we will never have a local variant. Its very crippled, though. My sister tossed it after an hour. Frustratingly, my Instant account is limited to that when I'm there.