Get up...get up, you stupid piece of... What did you do that for? What's wrong with you? Didn't you hear a word he said? All of you! You think there's someone just going to drop money on you?! Money they could use?! Well, there ain't people like that. There's just people like me.

Jayne ,'Jaynestown'


Spike's Bitches 47: Someone Dangerous Could Get In  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


omnis_audis - Aug 31, 2012 11:06:12 pm PDT #19611 of 30001
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

Delurks after sixteen months to say hello Omnis.
Helllooooooo SLNRLBF!!!!! Wow. I didn't know I had such powers! It was like seeing a Romulan war bird materializing out of thin space! How cool is that!

God, I'm tired of dating
Dude, I feel your pain. At least you are out there trying. I'm too chicken to even do speed dating. How about this. I can cure the problem for both of us. Marry me? (what? A guy can try, right?)


Zenkitty - Sep 01, 2012 4:54:23 am PDT #19612 of 30001
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

I am about to get off the couch and drive two hours to my sister's place, where we will use her jigsaw and feel (wo)manly. If I don't forget to take the piece of lattice I want cut. Then we will shop at consignment stores for a table that fits my particular specifications. But I am coming home tomorrow, because I don't want to be driving on Labor Day.


Hil R. - Sep 01, 2012 4:55:49 am PDT #19613 of 30001
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

I've got to go to Macy's and try to buy a dress. I don't particularly feel like shopping, but I'm going to a wedding next weekend and don't have anything to wear, so shopping is kind of necessary.


smonster - Sep 01, 2012 5:04:04 am PDT #19614 of 30001
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

Sorry, omnis, it's not meant to be.

I took a whole Flexeril last night and so I feel completely stupid and out of it this morning. And my headache is better but not gone. I walked Frankie, fed the animals, am now drinking iced coffee and eating the last banana muffin. And then I think I'll go back to bed. I think I'm PMSing.


smonster - Sep 01, 2012 5:04:50 am PDT #19615 of 30001
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

Happy shopping, Hil. Hope you find something nice without too much fuss.


Zenkitty - Sep 01, 2012 5:12:07 am PDT #19616 of 30001
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

I'm so sorry for your loss, Theodosia.


Liese S. - Sep 01, 2012 5:28:27 am PDT #19617 of 30001
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."

Condolences, Theo


DavidS - Sep 01, 2012 6:02:54 am PDT #19618 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

I'm sorry, Theo. Much love to you.


Shir - Sep 01, 2012 6:09:51 am PDT #19619 of 30001
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".

Theodosia, I'm so sorry.


Cass - Sep 01, 2012 6:43:55 am PDT #19620 of 30001
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

Theo, I am sorry. It sounds like she had a good life and knew that her family was well but it's always sudden and never easy.