But that's just my point! You she obeys! She obeys you! There's obeying going on right under my nose!

Wash ,'War Stories'


Spike's Bitches 47: Someone Dangerous Could Get In  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Strix - Aug 12, 2012 6:01:14 am PDT #18611 of 30001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

HAI I AM NOT DED DEADLINE MONSTERZ EATEN ME FROM MA BOTTOM.

And I am getting some coffee (PLEASE GOD COFFEE), and will attack my email, amyth, and send you my info. You may spank me and give my wonky computer the stinkeye.

I am a nogood awful communicator who fell into the pool of copyediting for the last 5 days and have promptly drownded between it and the kiddo's last overpacked with happenings week. I will give Matilda her next 20 doses in penance.


askye - Aug 12, 2012 6:06:10 am PDT #18612 of 30001
Thrive to spite them

JZ I'm sorry you and Matilda have to go through this.

The Urgent Care doctor should have known that the oral version isn't for kids and set you up with another delivery method in the first place.

You're not a bad parent, just getting medicine in your sick kiddo the best you can. I was terrible about taking medicine when I was a little kid and at times my parents had treat it more like pilling a cat than giving medicine to a child.


Steph L. - Aug 12, 2012 6:48:30 am PDT #18613 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

Spoke with the advice nurse, who agreed that what happened last night is really unworkable for an entire week of 3 times a day, so we're heading back to urgent care when it opens at 10 for an alternative med or dosing method of this one (the nurse said maybe shots, which also sounds nightmarish, but at least then the doctor gets to be the bad guy).

How old do kids have to be before they can start taking meds in pill form? I don't remember when I switched from liquid to pills, and I don't have kids or ongoing access to kids younger than 14, so I don't have even second-hand experience of other people's kids and their medication experiences.

Truthfully, even as an adult, I'd rather get a shot of antibiotics than take a liquid. There has never, ever been a way to make a liquid med taste good.

Also, Matilda has all my dental sympathy. I just finished my 4th round of antibiotics in 2 months, and all my flora from my stomach to my goolie are fucked. Violently upset stomach, ladyparts on fire, mouth is still tender, still trying to not eat hard/crunchy things because even if I chew on the opposite side a small bit might migrate over to the zombie socket and stab me there (OHAI tortilla chip, you fucker).


smonster - Aug 12, 2012 6:52:23 am PDT #18614 of 30001
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

JZ, gee whiz. That is way too much to deal with, especially with Hec out of town. Is it somehow a related stress thing, do you think?

Someone please tell me to chill the fuck out? I keep feeling like Z isn't that into me, and it doesn't help that I can see he's still on OKC pretty regularly. I mean, we've only been out together a few times - I'm not sure how into him I am, though I am at the point where I don't care to see anyone else until I've given this a good shot. Sometimes it is frustrating/depressing/annoying/scary how much I really want to be partnered. I MUST CHILL.

But you know what? I have always, always been this way. I've been having (mostly unrequited) crushes and such since at least kindergarten. So I guess I need to figure out how to respect that and "honor" it, without getting steamrolled by my emotional rollercoaster. OH HAI DBT AGAIN.


Hil R. - Aug 12, 2012 6:56:49 am PDT #18615 of 30001
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

How old do kids have to be before they can start taking meds in pill form?

It depends on the kid. Some kids can swallow pills when they're fairly little. I have a majorly over-active gag reflex and couldn't swallow pills until I was a teenager.


le nubian - Aug 12, 2012 7:09:45 am PDT #18616 of 30001
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

I remember swallowing my first pill around age 8 and that was a struggle.

What causes abscesses in gums?

hugs and ma JZ. Yikes.


Steph L. - Aug 12, 2012 7:12:59 am PDT #18617 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

What causes abscesses in gums?

Bacteria get in and set up shop.


Hil R. - Aug 12, 2012 7:27:47 am PDT #18618 of 30001
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

Is there a polite way to compose an "Is there a baby yet?" email to someone who was due a week ago and hasn't been online since then (at least, not that I've seen). I don't want to be pushy, and I don't want to be all "Baby! Baby!" if, G-d forbid, something went wrong. But I have a present to give her and I want to say congratulations and stuff. Usually people in the math department will announce babies in the weekly newsletter, but she's pretty private about a lot of stuff, so I don't think she will.


DavidS - Aug 12, 2012 7:33:43 am PDT #18619 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

How old do kids have to be before they can start taking meds in pill form?

The pill form for this medicine is really big. Too big to swallow.

I fear Matilda will be ragey and grudgeful about her shot.

But it's gotta be.


Ginger - Aug 12, 2012 7:36:16 am PDT #18620 of 30001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

Poor Matilda. Poor JZ. When I was a kid, children's penicillin came in a horrifying "cherry"-flavored liquid that had to be kept in the refrigerator. To this day, I can't face fake cherry flavoring. My first complete sentence to a doctor was "Can I have pills?"