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EpicTangent - Aug 03, 2012 11:04:06 am PDT #18262 of 30001
Why isn't everyone pelting me with JOY, dammit? - Zenkitty

Aims inspired me to look up some BBT advice. You could say this:

Hi. I'm Leonard. You are beautiful. You pop, sparkle and buzz e-lec-tric. I'm going to pick you up at eight, show you a night you will nev-er for-get.

Maybe drop the "I'm Leonard." Other than that, works like a charm, I bet.

Zenkitty - Aug 03, 2012 11:10:57 am PDT #18263 of 30001
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

P.-C., I second the suggestion to get a haircut like that. It will look fantastic on you. Just ask the stylist to show you how to make it happen yourself.

I used to be confused and bewildered when guys seemed interested in me too. I solved the problem by, um, well, deciding that I deserved it. I know, not helpful.

meara - Aug 03, 2012 11:23:43 am PDT #18264 of 30001

The "Try but not too hard! Flirt but don't be flirty!" stuff just makes me think of the recent XKCD "what someone is thinking during conversation" thing. Which is SO TRUE.

omnis_audis - Aug 03, 2012 11:52:08 am PDT #18265 of 30001
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

Trying to NOT try too hard SUCKS. Because then you keep wondering "Am I trying too hard? How about now? HOW ABOUT NOW?" and then you spontaneously combust in a bonfire of introspection, stress, and self-doubt.
This is SO me. SoooooooOOoo me. Vapor lock. Everytime. Which is why I'm still single.

P-C, good luck! Be your self. It's a nerd on nerd event, so, that should make it easier!

omnis_audis - Aug 03, 2012 1:09:50 pm PDT #18266 of 30001
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

I killed the thread. Sorry about that.

So. What did I learn today?

  • Golf carts do not have power steering
  • Golf carts have horrible turning radius
  • When they put up traffic barriers, people fit through, golf carts often do not
  • must learn way around campus via golf cart access points

But hey, much easier than walking around campus. Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

Connie Neil - Aug 03, 2012 1:11:48 pm PDT #18267 of 30001
brillig

Can you paint flames on your cart?

brenda m - Aug 03, 2012 1:13:23 pm PDT #18268 of 30001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

I killed the thread. Sorry about that.

You were probably trying too hard.

omnis_audis - Aug 03, 2012 1:16:47 pm PDT #18269 of 30001
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

Can you paint flames on your cart?
Hmm, well. It's university property. And not sure how long we get to keep them. We got 2 of them, and boss man said for me to keep the keys to the white one 24/7. Given how my driving was today, we might need to paint flames on it to cover the scrapes of squeaking by areas too narrow for the cart. eeep! But hey, I did get it over the parking curb, and got unstuck all by myself!

smonster - Aug 03, 2012 2:06:50 pm PDT #18270 of 30001
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

You forgot

  • Golf carts are FUN.

I has date! With current fave OKC guy. Burgers at his friend's house, then Batman.

Polter-Cow - Aug 03, 2012 2:07:45 pm PDT #18271 of 30001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Which one of you is Batman?

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