These are stone killers, little man. They ain't cuddly like me.

Jayne ,'The Train Job'


Spike's Bitches 47: Someone Dangerous Could Get In  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Aims - Jul 31, 2012 4:16:12 pm PDT #18156 of 30001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Bitches - I am having a moment of uncertainty of shallow, but epic proportions, nonetheless. I posted in Natter about meeting Tom Felton. But guess who else is going to be there? Our very own James Marsters.

t bites nails about which money to spend where for my birthday

All in all, a nice conundrum.


DavidS - Jul 31, 2012 4:22:36 pm PDT #18157 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Yeah, especially since I was recently told by a friend that the chirping noise I hear at night all the time here is rats.

The chirping could be [jillifonted] a camel spider which would be much worse.

(One of Emmett's supervisors at the camp where he was a baseball counselor was an Iraq veteran with an horrific scar on his back and a totally nightmare inducing story behind it.)


smonster - Jul 31, 2012 4:24:20 pm PDT #18158 of 30001
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

For some reason, I am picture Tiny Pams as in True Blood Pam, with her not-tiny attitude.

smonster, stop it with the interesting injuries.

I am going to do my best to stick to boring old "no, I have no idea how I got this bruise."

Dialect note: my boss, who is from Baton Rouge IIRC, repeatedly said he was going to "jump off my car" instead of "jump my car." Don't know if that's just an error he makes, or a thing. My other coworker says he's going to "go to the bathrooms" and when I commented, claimed that everyone from here says it. Evolved from "les toilettes," maybe? I've also heard "go by" instead of "go to." As in, "I'm going to go by my mama." I should see if I can find a good book on the various dialects here.


Aims - Jul 31, 2012 4:28:54 pm PDT #18159 of 30001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Oh what fresh hell is that, David?


DavidS - Jul 31, 2012 4:32:15 pm PDT #18160 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Oh what fresh hell is that, David?

Don't search for pictures, okay?


Aims - Jul 31, 2012 4:36:14 pm PDT #18161 of 30001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Too late. Did before I was warned.

OH WHAT THE EFFING EFF!

That is a creation of the Devil himself, yo.


Typo Boy - Jul 31, 2012 4:40:07 pm PDT #18162 of 30001
Calli: My people have a saying. A man who trusts can never be betrayed, only mistaken.Avon: Life expectancy among your people must be extremely short.

Hec, I'll give you the wind scorpions (another name for the same thing don't google) but I"d take most Jillifonts over rats.


billytea - Jul 31, 2012 4:42:02 pm PDT #18163 of 30001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

Hec, I'll give you the wind scorpions (another name for the same thing don't google) but I"d take most Jillifonts over rats.

Ditto. I'd take most Australian Jillifonts over rats.


DavidS - Jul 31, 2012 4:44:55 pm PDT #18164 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Your Friend The Rat


Typo Boy - Jul 31, 2012 4:48:54 pm PDT #18165 of 30001
Calli: My people have a saying. A man who trusts can never be betrayed, only mistaken.Avon: Life expectancy among your people must be extremely short.

5 reasons rats are way scarier than you think.