I'm sure I've told my bagel injury story here. It wasn't the knife. It was the actual bagel. It was toasted, and I bit into it, and some crumbs went flying, and one of them got lodged in my eye. I had to make an emergency trip to the eye doctor to get it out.
Simon: You're out of your mind. Early: That's between me and my mind.
'Objects In Space'
Spike's Bitches 47: Someone Dangerous Could Get In
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Hil R. - Jul 31, 2012 3:14:10 pm PDT #18133 of 30001
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l
DavidS - Jul 31, 2012 3:15:38 pm PDT #18134 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
It was the actual bagel.
This is why you're in our top three most self-injurious Buffistas, Hil.
askye - Jul 31, 2012 3:15:46 pm PDT #18135 of 30001
Thrive to spite them
Typo I second the freezer suggestion.
I have to keep anything dairy or meat related (and the packaging) in the freezer until trash night otherwise my cats will get into it. And it makes Dean sick. Plus Penny has chewed through double bagged garbage before to get to something she wanted.
Typo Boy - Jul 31, 2012 3:26:55 pm PDT #18136 of 30001
Calli: My people have a saying. A man who trusts can never be betrayed, only mistaken.Avon: Life expectancy among your people must be extremely short.
I'll try it. And all rats are vampire rats. A buffista posted the link. Rats are attracted to human blood and prefer it to all other foods. Tested in labs. One reason why they bite sleeping people sometimes.
beekaytee - Jul 31, 2012 3:34:25 pm PDT #18137 of 30001
Compassionately intolerant
One reason why they bite sleeping people sometimes.
Oh great. Thanks for that. No sleep for me tonight.
Typo Boy - Jul 31, 2012 3:36:28 pm PDT #18138 of 30001
Calli: My people have a saying. A man who trusts can never be betrayed, only mistaken.Avon: Life expectancy among your people must be extremely short.
Did not know you were in home infested. Sorry, would not have mentioned.
Calli - Jul 31, 2012 3:37:12 pm PDT #18139 of 30001
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs
Who has two thumbs, hasn't slept since Sunday, and broke down in exhausted tears in front of her (very understanding) manager? *gestures appropriately* Yeah, this chick.
I'm working from home tomorrow and my two week-long vacation starts Thursday. Thank gawd!
smonster - Jul 31, 2012 3:38:20 pm PDT #18140 of 30001
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.
Oh great. Thanks for that. No sleep for me tonight.
Yeah, especially since I was recently told by a friend that the chirping noise I hear at night all the time here is rats.
Thanks for sharing that info, Debet!
I freeze all my veggie waste because I have a chronic fruit fly problem. ISTG, much of the time I feel like the insects are winning here.
smonster - Jul 31, 2012 3:38:55 pm PDT #18141 of 30001
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.
Ack, Calli! Is it work stress, or just nasty, evil insomnia?
Typo Boy - Jul 31, 2012 3:41:49 pm PDT #18142 of 30001
Calli: My people have a saying. A man who trusts can never be betrayed, only mistaken.Avon: Life expectancy among your people must be extremely short.
Don't think they are usually that bold unless there are a lot of them around.