I know I'm a bad poet, but I'm a good man. All I ask is that... is that you try to see me—

William ,'Conversations with Dead People'


Spike's Bitches 47: Someone Dangerous Could Get In  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


javachik - Jul 30, 2012 3:54:25 pm PDT #18085 of 30001
Our wings are not tired.

She was 2 lbs 11 ozs and they haven't named her yet. But they are both doing well.

Oh, this is wonderful. Thank you for the update.


smonster - Jul 30, 2012 3:57:22 pm PDT #18086 of 30001
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

(Okay, decided. I'm just going to shower, spray it with Neo to Go, and tape it so I can't bend the finger unthinkingly, and hope the edges heal together overnight. ) /wound me me me


DavidS - Jul 30, 2012 3:59:24 pm PDT #18087 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Please don't bleed out in your sleep, smonster!


smonster - Jul 30, 2012 4:04:03 pm PDT #18088 of 30001
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

Dude, it's not really bleeding any more. It's just that (whitefont for sensitive types) the edges are gaping. There definitely wasn't any spurting, so i didn't hit a large blood vessel. I can't see bone or anything. It'll be fine. I'll have a scar. Any signs of infection, I'm for sure heading to the doctor, because lymphangitis is not something I want to make a habit of.


DavidS - Jul 30, 2012 4:22:11 pm PDT #18089 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Feel free to make a up good story about the knuckle scar then.

"So Fred Phelps opened his big fat mouth one time too many..."

I hope you've got something to mitigate the throbbing and the pain.


smonster - Jul 30, 2012 4:52:20 pm PDT #18090 of 30001
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

Almost anything is better than "I gashed my knuckle open scraping dried Bondo off a putty knife. Stupidly." Now taking suggestions...

It hurt like hell when it happened and washing it out hurt "like a son of a bitch in bastard sauce," to quote Teppy, but it's not bothering me right now. Typing is only a little awkward with the splint.


Calli - Jul 30, 2012 5:07:50 pm PDT #18091 of 30001
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

Almost anything is better than "I gashed my knuckle open scraping dried Bondo off a putty knife. Stupidly." Now taking suggestions...

'Gator attack? I hope it heals up quickly.

I just watched Bunheads. It's been a while since I watched something aimed at the teen demo. The ads were all, "Zit. Makeup. Zit. Pixar DVD. Fashion. Food. Zit." Plus ads for every other show ABC Family runs. But mostly ways to deal with zits. I now have the urge to exfoliate down to my freakin' bone marrow.


Burrell - Jul 30, 2012 5:13:58 pm PDT #18092 of 30001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

Yipes smonster, take care of yourself


smonster - Jul 30, 2012 6:26:53 pm PDT #18093 of 30001
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

Man, check out these letters from scouts returning their Eagle badges. I am verklempt. [link]


Pix - Jul 30, 2012 7:39:43 pm PDT #18094 of 30001
The status is NOT quo.

Take care of yourself, smonster!

So I'm very happy because I have inherited ND's old iPad! It's first generation and wifi only, but it's the first iPad I've ever owned. Like!