How old is she now, Kate?
Oh, yeah. There was this time I was pinned down by this guy that played left tackle for varsity... Well, at least he used to before he was a vampire... Anyway, he had this really, really thick neck, and all I had was a little, little Exact-O knife ... You're not loving this story.
Buffy ,'Beneath You'
Spike's Bitches 47: Someone Dangerous Could Get In
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Amy - Jul 27, 2012 4:55:17 pm PDT #17926 of 30001
Because books.
Kate P. - Jul 27, 2012 5:00:40 pm PDT #17927 of 30001
That's the pain / That cuts a straight line down through the heart / We call it love
Three months, Amy. We're trying to get her on a more regular nap/sleep schedule lately -- supposedly between two and four months is the best time to do that -- but it's hard!
Amy - Jul 27, 2012 5:05:10 pm PDT #17928 of 30001
Because books.
Aw, it is hard. I remember it well. It definitely gets easier, though.
DavidS - Jul 27, 2012 5:13:54 pm PDT #17929 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Three months, Amy. We're trying to get her on a more regular nap/sleep schedule lately -- supposedly between two and four months is the best time to do that -- but it's hard!
Yeah. Child sleep isn't some wonderful linear path to easiness. There are many lapses and difficulties.
Kate P. - Jul 27, 2012 5:16:52 pm PDT #17930 of 30001
That's the pain / That cuts a straight line down through the heart / We call it love
It definitely gets easier, though.
It's got to, right? Good thing she's so stinkin' cute when she's not screaming her head off.
DavidS - Jul 27, 2012 5:18:48 pm PDT #17931 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
It's got to, right?
Eh.
Kate P. - Jul 27, 2012 5:19:36 pm PDT #17932 of 30001
That's the pain / That cuts a straight line down through the heart / We call it love
t side-eye
Tom Scola - Jul 27, 2012 5:21:23 pm PDT #17933 of 30001
hwæt
It's nature's way to get parents to open a college savings plan.
DavidS - Jul 27, 2012 5:21:24 pm PDT #17934 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Ask me no questions and I'll tell you no lies.
Though it must be said that both of my kids, Emmett in particular, were extraordinarily poor sleepers.
Amy - Jul 27, 2012 5:25:23 pm PDT #17935 of 30001
Because books.
It's got to, right?
It absolutely can. I had three kids, and they all fell into a schedule more or less easily by six months. But I was always really firm about them sleeping in their cribs and learning to fall asleep by themselves around eight or nine months. (And I say that because I figure with three I had more chance of having one bad sleeper, but who knows.)