I'm supposed to deliver you to the Master now. There's this whole deal where I get to be immortal. Are you cool with that?

Xander ,'Lessons'


Spike's Bitches 47: Someone Dangerous Could Get In  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


smonster - Jul 22, 2012 4:39:46 pm PDT #17591 of 30001
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

Yay! Are you starting from the beginning? Because it just keeps getting better.

Yes!


billytea - Jul 22, 2012 5:11:18 pm PDT #17592 of 30001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

Toilet training update: Ryan went the whole weekend without accidents! I believe he's bought into the whole concept. (His parents also met expectations.)


brenda m - Jul 22, 2012 5:24:01 pm PDT #17593 of 30001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

If I know any murderers I'm not aware of it.


§ ita § - Jul 22, 2012 5:24:26 pm PDT #17594 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Okay, nobody say anything to brenda, okay?


DavidS - Jul 22, 2012 5:34:44 pm PDT #17595 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Okay, nobody say anything to brenda, okay?

Psst. enda-bra! Rhymes with Pita Boon.


Connie Neil - Jul 22, 2012 5:45:15 pm PDT #17596 of 30001
brillig

I know a serial rapist. I think I'd rather know a murderer.


smonster - Jul 22, 2012 5:51:15 pm PDT #17597 of 30001
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

Typo Boy, forgot to say thanks for the recipe! Am riffing on that. You didn't mention any liquid, should I be adding some water? Going to cook it tomorrow.


Zenkitty - Jul 22, 2012 6:10:15 pm PDT #17598 of 30001
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

I hung out with a Nicaraguan gun runner a few times back when I was a stripper. He'd probably killed someone.

I am sitting with everyone who can't get off the couch and feels guilty about it. This is getting to be a crowded couch.

I have an idea - we'll trade houses! I'll go to smonster's house and clean up, she'll go to Aims' house and clean up, Aims will go to Strix's house and clean up, and Strix will come to my house and clean up, and then we'll all meet here and go hang out in my niece's hot tub. The beauty of it is, we can add as many people as necessary all along the chain. Well, the real beauty is the hot tub, but who's in?


smonster - Jul 22, 2012 6:14:14 pm PDT #17599 of 30001
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

Zen has *all* the good ideas this weekend!

Flexeril consumed, bed time imminent.


erikaj - Jul 22, 2012 6:14:43 pm PDT #17600 of 30001
"already on the kiss-cam with Karl Marx"-

That's business...you can't count that. I met a mob accountant. Ex-roommate's baby daddy...very polite. Still made the hairs stand up on my neck.