I'm going to see to Wesley, see if he's still whimpering.

Giles ,'Chosen'


Spike's Bitches 47: Someone Dangerous Could Get In  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


omnis_audis - Jul 22, 2012 12:43:17 pm PDT #17571 of 30001
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

is it silver? maybe we can pawn it and get some maids for everyone.

t /snerk


Nora Deirdre - Jul 22, 2012 12:45:37 pm PDT #17572 of 30001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

I made groceries!

Heh, I've not seen anyone outside of New Orleans use this phrasing.


smonster - Jul 22, 2012 12:49:35 pm PDT #17573 of 30001
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

yes. I think I have one spoon left.

and it is in my fucking mouth!

Ahaha.

OH HAI. Totally overextended myself this weekend, which I knew in advance. I am trying to Wash All the Dishes and put something in the slow cooker for dinner/lunch tomorrow. I'll get laundry done tonight. I'm trying to let everything else go, but boy, the inner voices of judgment are deafening. My whole place needs sweeping, Frankie hasn't had a good walk this weekend, the bathroom sink needs cleaning, and I have work work to do.

So! I am giving myself ten minutes to find a recipe, then I need to get to chopping.


Dana - Jul 22, 2012 12:54:25 pm PDT #17574 of 30001
I haven't trusted science since I saw the film "Flubber."

No one ever died from not having a clean sink. Cut yourself some slack.

My sink currently has the remnants of that bit of lotion you get when it dries out and you have to clean out the opening before any actual lotion will come out.


smonster - Jul 22, 2012 12:57:11 pm PDT #17575 of 30001
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

I did go through all the barf papers this morning and throw away the ones I don't need to scan. So, that's progress.

Also, I still have kind of a hangover? WTF, I only had two drinks last night. I might have been dehydrated to start with, but I've been drinking water today... maybe I'll try some Gatorade and ibuprofen.


Aims - Jul 22, 2012 12:57:13 pm PDT #17576 of 30001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

I'm also annoyed that the ONE response I've gotten for my stove on CL was from a scammer.


Steph L. - Jul 22, 2012 1:02:25 pm PDT #17577 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

Also, I still have kind of a hangover? WTF, I only had two drinks last night. I might have been dehydrated to start with, but I've been drinking water today... maybe I'll try some Gatorade and ibuprofen.

It's 6 pm and I'm still hungover. DAMN. I am drinking Gatorade and eating the TJs version of Doritos and watching Iron Man. I have done nothing all day because my head is made of pain.


§ ita § - Jul 22, 2012 1:02:45 pm PDT #17578 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I bet Lutherans killed one person one time.

I'm just saying.

Weird stuff always happens, like once.

Uh, I'll show myself out.

When I get the energy.


smonster - Jul 22, 2012 1:15:15 pm PDT #17579 of 30001
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

I bet Lutherans killed one person one time.

It's funny you say that - the volunteers yesterday were literally Lutheran high schools students. There were about 20K or so of them in town for a youth conference or something. I mean, I know you meant sink Lutherans, but the synchronicity amuses me.

Gah, someone help me find a vegetarian slow cooker recipe for okra and mustard greens. Shouldn't be that hard, right?


§ ita § - Jul 22, 2012 1:19:40 pm PDT #17580 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Aha! I totally bet one of your high school students is a murderer. Even more likely.