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'Objects In Space'


Spike's Bitches 47: Someone Dangerous Could Get In  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


javachik - Jul 18, 2012 7:55:45 am PDT #17335 of 30001
Our wings are not tired.

Nora, I bet it's cyclical. You know how much I loved my last job, but even that one had periods where I just didn't wanna go in (and thought I hated it). It was usually when I wasn't as busy doing interesting things and every day was just boring and tedious until the next interesting project came my way. I know you're doing great work there - it's probably going to get better soon. Plus, you're bummed that your awesome report is leaving, right? That's bound to be part of it. In other words, hang in there!


omnis_audis - Jul 18, 2012 9:00:51 am PDT #17336 of 30001
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

Took a sick day. Ibuprofen last night, and again when I woke up. Still hurt.

I happily catsit, but have no pets. Love them, but not cleaning up after them. This discussion, plus cleaning out litterbox last night, reminds me why I don't want pets.

ION- does anyone know about homesteading? As a new home owner, I'm getting all new types of mail. That was one of the pieces of potential junk mail.


erikaj - Jul 18, 2012 9:06:49 am PDT #17337 of 30001
"already on the kiss-cam with Karl Marx"-

Cat hurl is...not like people's. Very gross in its own way, but not like leaving human...well, anyway.


brenda m - Jul 18, 2012 9:08:50 am PDT #17338 of 30001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

If you're planning on striking out for the prairies and planting your stake in the ground, I think that window has closed.


§ ita § - Jul 18, 2012 9:09:00 am PDT #17339 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

But catsitting can have litterbox cleaning, or if you're lucky, non-litterbox cleaning. So it's downside. It's like, I will dandle your baby, but I won't babysit your baby. I'm very delicate, you know. I could totally break.


le nubian - Jul 18, 2012 9:09:38 am PDT #17340 of 30001
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

okay, brenda made me laugh.


Amy - Jul 18, 2012 9:13:20 am PDT #17341 of 30001
Because books.

If you're planning on striking out for the prairies and planting your stake in the ground, I think that window has closed.

Damn it. I was almost packed.


Karl - Jul 18, 2012 9:36:12 am PDT #17342 of 30001
I adore all you motherfuckers so much -- PMM.

(I do not have the spoons to wade into this.)

Hec, if smonster had wanted 'tough love,' she's perfectly capable of asking us to administer it.

Ear and lip, remember?


erikaj - Jul 18, 2012 9:59:11 am PDT #17343 of 30001
"already on the kiss-cam with Karl Marx"-

I believe it's not depression that Hec is unfamiliar with so much as cat vomit. It's not quite the same as if a kid pukes and you leave it. (That would be a true cry for help!) Also, not so much volume. I could get more specific, but not without leaving claims of adult femininity in tatters.


Connie Neil - Jul 18, 2012 10:06:52 am PDT #17344 of 30001
brillig

Oh, yes, the midnight joy of the little beast horking somewhere in the house, and by the time you get out of bed, the little beast has rocketed into another part of the house, and you don't know where the gift has been left. And the late-night choice: do I turn on all the lights and try to find it or go back to bed and deal with it when I'm better rested and it's dried to a more manageable consistency--and I'm less likely to do nasty things to the cat. 8 hours later, as you and the cat both stare at the odd thing that's been discovered in the middle of the living room, you can say "How did that come out of you?" and the cat can give you a puzzled look that says, "Aliens."