Wow. I feel not just lucky, maybe blessed, that I've never been to a shower I didn't have a good time at. They're usually co ed, likkered up, and lots of laughs. They're just like birthday parties, but nobody has to get older.

Oh, and they're voluntary. Good lord. Why would someone have a party that...that's just cruel-assed motherfuckery. I would seriously risk familial discord over something like that. I'm not very nice. Really not.

smonster, I hope your sister has a mysterious intestinal flora realignment. That happens, right? Right?

Ugh. Showers are the worst. When my BFF had a baby, I did a shower that I called "brunch with presents". There were no games, the only thing I did was get a beautiful journal, and ask each guest to either write some advice if they were a mother, or good wishes if they weren't. I added pictures (like I tried to get add a picture of the BFF opening the persons gift next to their advice.). It was nice. Although her SIL kept trying to make it more "shower-y", but I was having none of that.

Do you think if you'd called the event for your BFF a shower you'd have set false expectations and misled people (for the worse), or would have been redefining the term shower for the better?

I mean, lots of unrelated people are throwing showers with no games, or drinking games or fun games, or whatever, since there's little intersection between the ones I've been to, and so other people are going to unhorrible showers out there somewhere too. It can change, so why not help it along? Be part of the change you want to see, and other cheesy things.

My awesome GLBT-and-friends choir threw me a coed baby shower, so much less with the heteronormativity.

Do you think if you'd called the event for your BFF a shower you'd have set false expectations and misled people (for the worse), or would have been redefining the term shower for the better?

I never actually used the word "shower" in the invitation. I did them myself, they were purple (BFF's favorite color), and said "come celebrate the impending birth of Baby F". When anyone said "shower", I said "it's brunch with presents". People hear what they want to hear.

Health~ma for your sister, smonster.

Showers for friends or close family are ok. I've been invited to many showers for people who didnt seemed inclined to ask me to dine, drink, or even hang out before hitting me up for a gift and a weekend afternoon, and those tended to make me feel a bit used. Five years since we spoke and you're expecting me to shell out for Waterford crystal? Or taste-test baby food? You'd damn well better come through with the bubbly, then (they didn't).

I despise showers and find them incredibly depressing, but I know that's mainly my own baggage. I agree the forced festivities suck. Vortex, your shower plan sounds perfect.

This must be why I don't have meatworld friends. I get invited to these things and I decline--hopefully before I make the "Not unless attending would shower me in kittens who will magically cure all my and Hubby's ills" face.

Vortex, I'm just thinking that if you did call it a shower, wouldn't that be a good thing? Diversity and all that. I mean, sure, someone's enjoying the toilet paper wedding dresses and stuff, but people are enjoying the sort of celebration you're throwing, and why not call it a shower? It's a pre-birth celebration--is it not a shower because it doesn't suck? What's the definition of shower?

I am kind of fond of baby showers because I met my husband at one. But it was this kind

...co ed, likkered up, and lots of laughs.