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Giles ,'Lies My Parents Told Me'


Spike's Bitches 47: Someone Dangerous Could Get In  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Hil R. - Oct 26, 2011 2:51:57 am PDT #1699 of 30001
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

I only woke up ONCE in the middle of the night coughing! And I took some more codeine, watched an episode of Fresh Prince, and fell back asleep! I don't know whether it's the prednisone or the codeine or both to thank for this, but either way, drugs are good.


Sparky1 - Oct 26, 2011 3:50:07 am PDT #1700 of 30001
Librarian Warlord

Surgery & calm ~ma for you and B'boy, bonny.


ChiKat - Oct 26, 2011 5:40:39 am PDT #1701 of 30001
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

All kinds of ~ma to you and Bartleby today, bonny.


Vortex - Oct 26, 2011 6:33:09 am PDT #1702 of 30001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

I only woke up ONCE in the middle of the night coughing! And I took some more codeine, watched an episode of Fresh Prince, and fell back asleep! I don't know whether it's the prednisone or the codeine or both to thank for this, but either way, drugs are good.

Or just the magic of Will Smith.


Maria - Oct 26, 2011 7:16:18 am PDT #1703 of 30001
Not so nice is that I'm about to ruin a Friday morning for a bunch of people because of a series of unfortunate events and an upset foreign government. - shrift

Much ~ma to bonny and Bartleby.

Vortex, my father always said that linings are the most difficult thing to do and also replace. He hated them, but would never consider a garment complete unless it was fully lined. I wish he would have taught me how to sew. His suits were a thing of beauty, and the clothes he made for my mother are gorgeous.

I'm lucky if I can replace a button.


§ ita § - Oct 26, 2011 7:27:43 am PDT #1704 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

It's so sad when skills aren't taught from generation to generation. My mother was a decent seamstress (she doesn't sew anymore) and still is an amazing cook, but she never thought about teaching either of us what she knew, so none of that got passed on. Sadface.


Vortex - Oct 26, 2011 7:34:05 am PDT #1705 of 30001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

Vortex, my father always said that linings are the most difficult thing to do and also replace. He hated them, but would never consider a garment complete unless it was fully lined.

If it had been a more expensive coat, it would have been worth it, but since I can buy a new coat for $70 more, it just seems silly.


Liese S. - Oct 26, 2011 8:03:02 am PDT #1706 of 30001
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."

Oh yeah, me too. My grandmother was an excellent seamstress, made her living that way after my grandfather died. And she would have been willing to teach me, but I stupidly didn't prioritize it then. Also, I would have been okay if not for all the pins involved in the pinning portions.


Kathy A - Oct 26, 2011 8:11:40 am PDT #1707 of 30001
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

All the women in my mom's family sew, including my sister. In fact, my mom's youngest sister went to design school in Chicago in the late '60s. I've never learned out to use a pattern and have to be reminded how to use my mom's sewing machine, but I can handstitch, so I can fix a hem or sew curtains.


Maria - Oct 26, 2011 8:17:30 am PDT #1708 of 30001
Not so nice is that I'm about to ruin a Friday morning for a bunch of people because of a series of unfortunate events and an upset foreign government. - shrift

My mother was a decent seamstress (she doesn't sew anymore) and still is an amazing cook, but she never thought about teaching either of us what she knew, so none of that got passed on. Sadface.

We both got the cooking, just not the sewing. He got out of the garment industry and shut down the tailor shop when I was in first grade. From that point on, our lives revolved around the restaurant.

He was called on to dust off his emergency repair skills at a wedding two weeks ago. The bustle for the train fell apart, and my father was in a corner of the lobby with the bride redoing the bustle. He always carries his thimble with him; it's his talisman. The bride had the foresight to have a complete sewing kit, just in case.