If my brother doesn't wait until graduating (in May) before getting married (in October), they will disown him, and he will never hear from them again.

I am really mean, but this is funny. Because nothing is going to make them okay with this.

And she seems AWESOME.

He loves her, she loves him. That's kinda the end times. I am so rooting for them to having the happiest life ever.

Sounds like your parents are giving in, albeit unwillingly, to the inevitable, P.-C. Excellent!

Just give me her biodata.

In their situation, I would be so tempted to write something totally ridiculous to give to him. That's probably not the best solution, though.

She was third in her class at Harvard, and then she achieved cold fusion AND solved the economic crisis! In her spare time, she participates in crowdsourced fundraising for independent Bollywood films! She's close personal friends with President Obama!

What, they're figuring if he gets married with only 7 months left to graduate that he'll throw it all away? (I momentarily forgot that May was last month--unless--did he already graduate?)

What, they're figuring if he gets married with only 7 months left to graduate that he'll throw it all away?

I guess? It's just culturally taboo.

and then she achieved cold fusion

What.Ever.

She was third in her class at Harvard, and then she achieved cold fusion AND solved the economic crisis! In her spare time, she participates in crowdsourced fundraising for independent Bollywood films! She's close personal friends with President Obama!

pssht. Is she fertile? Does she have many ripe ova? When can we expect babies?

Oh my, P-C. I don't even know.

Night took a turn for the better, went up to bed early and marital shenanigans ensued. Also looks like the tropical storm/ possible Category 1 hurricane Debby isn't gonna get to us. Hooray! Sleepy now.

marital shenanigans ensued

::high-five::