I got no massage! But I did get the electric zappy TENS-unit thing.
Don't worry, I'm not gonna start any sword fights. I'm over that phase.
Mal ,'War Stories'
Spike's Bitches 47: Someone Dangerous Could Get In
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Steph L. - Jun 19, 2012 4:37:25 pm PDT #15475 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
Connie Neil - Jun 19, 2012 4:40:23 pm PDT #15476 of 30001
brillig
I really need to get a massage.
smonster - Jun 19, 2012 4:48:12 pm PDT #15477 of 30001
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.
I got no massage! But I did get the electric zappy TENS-unit thing.
Well, that's why I'm going to go try this other place, because they do massage as well. Specifically, this stuff - [link]
billytea - Jun 19, 2012 5:03:20 pm PDT #15478 of 30001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
When we were in Hangzhou, Biyi booked us in for a foot massage at an establishment a couple of streets away from her parents' apartment. We'd done a lot of walking on the trip dso far, so my feet were fairly grateful for the offer. Then, as we're actually walking in the front door, she casually mentions to me that most of these massage businesses in China offer sexual services as well. Apparently she felt that as long as my sore feet were being attended to, I should have some whiplash to replace it.
(For the record, no extra-curricular services were offered, according to Biyi because we were getting massages together.)
meara - Jun 19, 2012 7:59:51 pm PDT #15479 of 30001
I gave in and bought four bras in my supposed new size. They all look so huge. And like, matronly. I mean, I don't actually sag at all--with a pencil test there's nowhere to put one, much less have it not fall. So I really don't need ginormo straps and three-hook bands and stuff. It's not *lifting* anything. Just covering. Maybe pushing up/together a bit. But really. Seems like overkill.
Anne W. - Jun 20, 2012 1:24:03 am PDT #15480 of 30001
The lost sheep grow teeth, forsake their lambs, and lie with the lions.
smonster, active release is amazing stuff. It can hurt like hell while actually going on, but the aftereffects are well worth the death-noogies.
Kate P. - Jun 20, 2012 6:58:28 am PDT #15481 of 30001
That's the pain / That cuts a straight line down through the heart / We call it love
I love the pictures you post of you and Rose (?) (Is her name Rose or am I misremembering?). You both look incredibly happy.
Thanks, Burrell! She really is a pretty wonderful kid. She's got this huge toothless gummy grin that I would do anything for. And yes, her name is Rose. (For those who haven't seen them on FB, I've got some pictures of her up on Flickr too.)
Ginger - Jun 20, 2012 8:19:11 am PDT #15482 of 30001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
Scan shows progress! Yay!
It also shows that the pain in my side was because I had four broken ribs. The doctor was all, "You must be in terrible pain. Here's another hydrocodone prescription. I don't want you to run out." Apparently I need to complain more.
Polter-Cow - Jun 20, 2012 8:20:18 am PDT #15483 of 30001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
Scan shows progress! Yay!
Yay!
It also shows that the pain in my side was because I had four broken ribs.
The fuck? Did you fight a moose or is this cancer-related?
sj - Jun 20, 2012 8:20:39 am PDT #15484 of 30001
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."
It also shows that the pain in my side was because I had four broken ribs. The doctor was all, "You must be in terrible pain. Here's another hydrocodone prescription. I don't want you to run out." Apparently I need to complain more.
Yay! And holy shit. I hope the meds help with the pain.