Jake was always big on "What that for?" And then there came the day when he turned around and looked at me. "What you for?"
Buffy: Dancing with you is way better than trying to hook up with some good-looking guy. Xander: I think I liked it more when you were kicking me in my puffy groin.
'Get It Done'
Spike's Bitches 47: Someone Dangerous Could Get In
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Amy - Jun 11, 2012 6:25:46 am PDT #15085 of 30001
Because books.
Zenkitty - Jun 11, 2012 1:03:25 pm PDT #15086 of 30001
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.
My niece has coined the term "alcoholocaust". I like it, except for how she was using it to describe last weekend.
sj - Jun 11, 2012 2:27:59 pm PDT #15087 of 30001
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."
Dear "best friend" who I never hear from,
It would have been nice to at least give me a heads up that you were going to use me as a reference, and that I may need to write up something on why you are qualified for a job.
No love,
me
omnis_audis - Jun 11, 2012 2:36:01 pm PDT #15088 of 30001
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir
So, 2 days of on my feet, running around, loading out the musical, and then today loading in the summer rep system, makes a guy tired. Having a meeting at 4pm, and all of a sudden sitting still... yeah... not so good for the eyelids. Must. Stay. Awake.
smonster - Jun 11, 2012 2:50:02 pm PDT #15089 of 30001
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.
Dear "best friend" who I never hear from,
Is this the same one that manufactured some drama around her wedding for you?
omnis: WAKE UP!!!!
omnis_audis - Jun 11, 2012 2:52:27 pm PDT #15090 of 30001
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir
I'm awake. And actually contrinuted a BRILLIANT idea to the meeting. One that helps other departments too! Even boss man said it was a good idea.
sj - Jun 11, 2012 2:57:37 pm PDT #15091 of 30001
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."
Is this the same one that manufactured some drama around her wedding for you?
Her wedding was drama filled, but not specifically toward me. My wedding went by with nothing but a facebook "like" from her. I know I eloped, but a phone call or a card would have been nice. It's possible that I'm a little bit bitter.
Energy~ma, omnis.
smonster - Jun 11, 2012 3:32:10 pm PDT #15092 of 30001
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.
OKCupid, You Can't Make This Shit Up* division - from a chat with a supposed 28 yo bi girl in Oklahoma.
yeah, i have a mixed dog too. only dick in the house. seriously hahaha. all titties, me, mom, lil sis and older sis. and literally considering no one here knows meaning of wearing clothes when home haha
* unless of course she's really a 62 yo dude in New Mexico
Do y'all walk around naked in front of all your female relatives? I mean, I've seen my sister's boobs for sure, but that seems a little odd to confess five minutes into a chat.
In potentially better OKC news, I have a coffee date for Saturday with Marty Sue.
le nubian - Jun 11, 2012 3:33:13 pm PDT #15093 of 30001
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."
no way that's a 28 yo bi girl.
NO WAY.
smonster - Jun 11, 2012 3:43:32 pm PDT #15094 of 30001
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.
no way that's a 28 yo bi girl.
Blocked and reported. Profile is totally generic and mentions two brothers. OY.