Lorne: Once the word spreads you beat up an innocent old man, well, the truly terrible will think twice before going toe-to-toe with our Avenging Angel. Spike: Yes. The geriatric community will be soiling their nappies when they hear you're on the case. Bravo.

'The Cautionary Tale of Numero Cinco'


Spike's Bitches 47: Someone Dangerous Could Get In  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


EpicTangent - Jun 09, 2012 2:39:31 pm PDT #14988 of 30001
Why isn't everyone pelting me with JOY, dammit? - Zenkitty

I did see the hand, and at the time thought it was innocent...

And if it makes you feel better, I did sit there in the opening sequence going, "Gross Motor Functions, check!", as well - and I'm not in school right now.


Burrell - Jun 09, 2012 2:52:28 pm PDT #14989 of 30001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

Where are folks getting this Chaos vs Order muppet thing? I am curious, although I predict ahead of time I'll be an Order muppet despite the state of my housekeeping. I am, it seems, a slut, in the traditional sense of the term.


Pix - Jun 09, 2012 2:55:19 pm PDT #14990 of 30001
The status is NOT quo.

Burrell: [link]


Burrell - Jun 09, 2012 3:03:09 pm PDT #14991 of 30001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

*mwah* thank you Pix


Burrell - Jun 09, 2012 3:11:00 pm PDT #14992 of 30001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

So now I am left with the question am I an Order muppet because I get the kids out the door every day, or am I a Faux Order muppet because I do not alphabetize?


flea - Jun 09, 2012 3:21:15 pm PDT #14993 of 30001
information libertarian

Do you feel occasional qualms over the lack of alphabetization? Order muppet.

(As will surprise nobody, I am basically Bert.)


Burrell - Jun 09, 2012 3:25:25 pm PDT #14994 of 30001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

Do you feel occasional qualms over the lack of alphabetization?

Not often, but I do feel deeply identified with Kermit.


Dana - Jun 09, 2012 3:26:11 pm PDT #14995 of 30001
I haven't trusted science since I saw the film "Flubber."

I think I'm an Order Muppet, just not always a good one. A mediocre Order Muppet.


Burrell - Jun 09, 2012 3:28:17 pm PDT #14996 of 30001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

I'm definitely married to a Chaos muppet, possibly Grover.


Pix - Jun 09, 2012 3:28:55 pm PDT #14997 of 30001
The status is NOT quo.

I am so married to a Chaos muppet.