This girl at school? She told me that gelatin is made from ground-up cow's feet and that every time you eat Jell-O there's some cow out there limping around without any feet. But I told her that I'm sure the cow is dead before they cut its feet off, right?

Dawn ,'Never Leave Me'


Spike's Bitches 47: Someone Dangerous Could Get In  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


smonster - Jun 04, 2012 10:24:28 am PDT #14735 of 30001
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

Can you get by until then, sj? And any idea how it got hacked?

I am at the doc's for a follow-up, all paranoid that I'm sweaty and smelly. Well, I know I'm sweaty. I just hope I'm not smelly. At least I'm probably not as smelly as a guy I work with. Maybe his skin is too sensitive for deodorant, but dang!! At least give Tom's of Maine a try. He's no young hippie, either, and I'd actually prefer patchouli smell. And I hate patchouli. Anyway, I've been needing to let that rant fly.

Swift healing, Strix!! Thanks for checking in, D!


sj - Jun 04, 2012 10:35:18 am PDT #14736 of 30001
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

Can you get by until then, sj? And any idea how it got hacked?

Yeah, I'm good. The household money is in a separate account, and most of my personal expenses like my car payment and my car insurance don't come out until the end of the month. So it is mostly just a giant nuisance. If they had tried 5 days ago they would have found less than $100 in there because all of my monthly money is deposited on the 1st.


Hil R. - Jun 04, 2012 10:39:21 am PDT #14737 of 30001
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

Maybe his skin is too sensitive for deodorant, but dang!! At least give Tom's of Maine a try.

I hate the Tom's of Maine deodorant. Somehow, it made me smell worse than I did without any deodorant. There's something in there that encourages bacteria growth, or something. I know a few other people who've had the same issue with it. I've got super-sensitive skin, and after several deodorants that I knew were safe for me changed their formulas and I got a rash, I gave up on the regular brands and started using the Crystal kind, which I actually think is better than most of the others at preventing smells rather than covering them up.


sj - Jun 04, 2012 10:39:33 am PDT #14738 of 30001
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

Strix, I'm glad the surgery went well. Tons of recovery ~ma to you, and thanks for the update, D.


omnis_audis - Jun 04, 2012 10:43:34 am PDT #14739 of 30001
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

The book was "Latin for All Occasions" I believe. I used to have a copy ... about all remember is the Latin name for Twinkies - Scintillae.
Wait? I thought Latin was a dead language? Have Twinkies been around THAT long????


Laura - Jun 04, 2012 10:46:00 am PDT #14740 of 30001
Our wings are not tired.

I hate the Tom's of Maine deodorant. Somehow, it made me smell worse than I did without any deodorant.

This is me. I tossed the stuff for that reason. Back to harsh evil chemicals for me.

Hey Strix! We love you as a woozy fruit loop. Feel free to embarrass yourself entertain us anytime.


Atropa - Jun 04, 2012 10:49:29 am PDT #14741 of 30001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

The book was "Latin for All Occasions" I believe.

I gave my dad a copy of that book, long ago. He was very amused by it.

Hey Strix! I'm glad everything went smoothly.


omnis_audis - Jun 04, 2012 10:51:17 am PDT #14742 of 30001
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

We could use some entertainment. C'mon Strix. Post some "woozy fruit loop" posts. How else will we get through a Monday??

(By that, I mean, glad to hear things went well. Heal soon!)


smonster - Jun 04, 2012 10:55:25 am PDT #14743 of 30001
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

Okay, fine, not Tom's. But I don't have a good sense of smell, so if it reeks to me, it's pretty bad.

Woozy fruit loop. That's some good assonance. Is that the right word?

Unrelatedly, listening to Proopcasts at work has me wanting to refer to my coworkers as "bro-hame" and "pumpkin butter." I wonder how that would go over? Also, I think I'm going to start exclaiming "Kittens McTavish" at random intervals.


Frankenbuddha - Jun 04, 2012 11:04:39 am PDT #14744 of 30001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

"Kittens McTavish"

LOVE!

wanting to refer to my coworkers as "bro-hame" and "pumpkin butter."

Do eet!