Poor Buffy. Your life resists all things average.

Willow ,'First Date'


Spike's Bitches 47: Someone Dangerous Could Get In  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Nora Deirdre - May 30, 2012 5:56:10 pm PDT #14423 of 30001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

We are having super exciting times here in the ER!

Nah, just waiting around.


DavidS - May 30, 2012 5:57:37 pm PDT #14424 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

We are having super exciting times here in the ER!

I can't say I'm excited that you're there, but I'm glad you're there. You don't want a red line running down a vein towards your heart.


le nubian - May 30, 2012 5:59:46 pm PDT #14425 of 30001
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

but maybe smonster will turn into a superhero!


Nora Deirdre - May 30, 2012 6:04:04 pm PDT #14426 of 30001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

Smonster has a book, I found the Internet, and we're settling in. Not busy, but things are moving at a leisurely pace.


Strix - May 30, 2012 6:06:15 pm PDT #14427 of 30001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

ER's a boooooring. But I am glad you are there...well, you know what I mean!


DavidS - May 30, 2012 6:06:35 pm PDT #14428 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Not busy, but things are moving at a leisurely pace.

N'awlins.


Steph L. - May 30, 2012 6:07:47 pm PDT #14429 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

smonster, I'm glad you went to the ER! Nora, thank you for taking her!

Trepanation is not the answer. Or so people keep telling me. I think they lie.

I'm almost positive the people who tell us that are lying liars who lie.

I think so, too. (Once again, I asked Tim to drill a hole in my skull and he said no. Then I said okay, you don't have to drill; just stab very swiftly and precisely with an ice pick. He said no. I don't even know why I HAVE a boyfriend if he won't drill a hole in my head to release the migraine demon.)


Cass - May 30, 2012 6:13:16 pm PDT #14430 of 30001
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

Once again, I asked Tim to drill a hole in my skull and he said no. Then I said okay, you don't have to drill; just stab very swiftly and precisely with an ice pick. He said no. I don't even know why I HAVE a boyfriend if he won't drill a hole in my head to release the migraine demon.

Love to Tim and all, but he's wrong and we don't know how to defeat the headache demon without killing it with fire. As a theory.


Nora Deirdre - May 30, 2012 6:23:13 pm PDT #14431 of 30001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

All righty, smonster is with the er doctor (or nurse.) Hope she gets some quick and useful medical advice!


Atropa - May 30, 2012 6:23:44 pm PDT #14432 of 30001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

He said no. I don't even know why I HAVE a boyfriend if he won't drill a hole in my head to release the migraine demon.

Pete's the same way, and I think he's a big meaniehead. Just one little hole! I can do it with a hatpin! I'll sterilize it and everything!