Get up...get up, you stupid piece of... What did you do that for? What's wrong with you? Didn't you hear a word he said? All of you! You think there's someone just going to drop money on you?! Money they could use?! Well, there ain't people like that. There's just people like me.

Jayne ,'Jaynestown'


Spike's Bitches 47: Someone Dangerous Could Get In  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


smonster - May 28, 2012 1:58:47 pm PDT #14163 of 30001
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

Seska - you may, if you can capture Merlin, want to sequester him in a small room for a few days. The fact that he's hiding behind the couch would indicate to me that he needs a small cozy space - maybe even the bathroom with a blanket-lined cardboard box to hide/sleep in. If you can fit that and a litter box in the bathroom, of course. Too much space can be scary for cats, if it's unfamiliar.

Do y'all have Feliway or a similar product over there? It's happy cat pheromone spray. I've used it and I know others have, too.

As for this dude? No offense, but if I were you I'd say firmly and authoritatively that it takes at least a few weeks for a cat to recalibrate to a sense of home, assure him you've got it under control, and then proceed as you feel best once he leaves. Definitely get the cat chipped and maybe a breakaway collar, too.

All IMHO.

Sorry I grossed everyone out!! In retrospect, should have whitefonted.

Tired. Dropped friends at airport. Successful FQ expedition. C tried to convince me that the bartender at Felipe's might be a good match for me. Think laconic John Lennon, with a labret piercing - I wasn't feeling it.

I am carrying an umbrella with me at all times from now on. And I'm going to start acquiring parasols. Oh! Was it here we were talking straw cloches? We stopped in Payless because C needed better walking shoes, but they only had it in black. It fit well, though, so maybe I'll order it online.


Strix - May 28, 2012 2:08:47 pm PDT #14164 of 30001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

Eh, I'll say no need for white-font, at least on my part.

My reaction was more OMG OUCH SYMPATHY-GROSS than "Need brain bleach."

ETA: Also, Seska, when I was integrating Cosmo, I made sure to pet each cat several times a day, making sure I rubbed hands over the marking glands in the cheeks and scratching lightly around the buttocks area, and then going straight to the other cat and letting them sniff, then rubbing the other cat's scent on that cat, and vice versa.

I don't know if that's an actual valid technique, but it seemed logical to me -- mix up their scents, get that association going in their heads. I also did it several times with catnip on my hands, so the association would be mixed with pleasure.


smonster - May 28, 2012 2:13:39 pm PDT #14165 of 30001
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

Well, a lot of people have eye-injury squick. I kind of do, now, but I'm inured to my own.


sj - May 28, 2012 2:31:40 pm PDT #14166 of 30001
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

Sorry I grossed everyone out!! In retrospect, should have whitefonted.

I would have read the whitefont anyway.


hippocampus - May 28, 2012 4:09:19 pm PDT #14167 of 30001
not your mom's socks.

oh, family member. Not on. Race-related jokes passed off as evidence of your awareness of the tribulations of others? Not on. SMASH. SEETHE.


Vortex - May 28, 2012 4:13:25 pm PDT #14168 of 30001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

Sox, may I recommend Yo, Is This Racist?


smonster - May 28, 2012 4:38:47 pm PDT #14169 of 30001
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

Email done and sent. BOOM.


Nora Deirdre - May 28, 2012 4:40:08 pm PDT #14170 of 30001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

Email done and sent. BOOM.

Whoa. How are you doing?


Tom Scola - May 28, 2012 4:40:59 pm PDT #14171 of 30001
hwæt

(((smonster)))


Strix - May 28, 2012 4:45:03 pm PDT #14172 of 30001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

Call my ass if you need moral -- or immoral -- support, chica...

ETA: Although my brain will be supporting you, not my ASS. @@