{{{Cass}}}
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Dear old college Facebook friend,
I'm sure that posting your real estate listing for your current huge 5 bedroom house (listed at almost $750K) and mentioning that you're moving to a new place "on the other side of the golf course" was supposed to be very impressive. Just for the record, I am not impressed. In fact, I am totally grossed out by both your need to let all of us know just how much your home is worth (and an idea of what your new home is worth) and your greedy, tacky, keeping-up-with-the-Jones' ways. Ew. Also? Aside from your childrens' rooms, your home decor is frighteningly bland and lacking in character. Do people even live there?
Signed, Hiding Your Annoying Sad Ass From My Friend Feed
Ah, I feel much better letting that out somewhere. And I just had to ETA that I looked again and her house is listed at $765K, has 5 bedrooms and 3 bathrooms, and is 2730 sq ft. However could her family of 4 existed in such conditions! Sorry, this really just got under my skin.