Kaylee: Captain seem a little funny to you at breakfast this morning? Wash: Come on, Kaylee. We all know I'm the funny one.

'Heart Of Gold'


Spike's Bitches 47: Someone Dangerous Could Get In  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


askye - May 19, 2012 3:06:24 pm PDT #13605 of 30001
Thrive to spite them

Liese that's so awful!


smonster - May 19, 2012 4:22:01 pm PDT #13606 of 30001
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

Oh, Liese, I'm sorry.

Man, I just woke up from a disco nap hella cranky. I think it was something I realized as I woke up, but can't remember what it was. Or maybe it was something that I dreamed? IDK. Trying to rally.


Zenkitty - May 19, 2012 5:37:10 pm PDT #13607 of 30001
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

I'm sorry, Liese. I can't bear to read it.


Laura - May 19, 2012 5:49:23 pm PDT #13608 of 30001
Our wings are not tired.

Yikes! I'm so sorry Liese. How awfully upsetting.


Steph L. - May 19, 2012 5:58:04 pm PDT #13609 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

Liese, I couldn't read it, either, but I'm still sorry something so upsetting happened to you.


Nora Deirdre - May 19, 2012 6:00:52 pm PDT #13610 of 30001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

I didn't read it. I'm so sorry, Liese.


DavidS - May 19, 2012 6:05:59 pm PDT #13611 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

I read it!

On the one hand, I was like, "Well, snakes gotta eat too. And it's not like all birds are vegetarians."

But, of course, if I had been there I totally would've been broom-wacking. My allegiance, apparently, goes up the warm blooded scale.


sj - May 19, 2012 6:08:05 pm PDT #13612 of 30001
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

I read it too. I'm sorry Liese.


smonster - May 19, 2012 6:08:15 pm PDT #13613 of 30001
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

Reminds me of a similar scene in Prodigal Summer.

Good news: e-cigs seem to be an effective method to keep me from smoking! Bad news: I already killed the disposable one I got and am jonesing hard-core!


Steph L. - May 19, 2012 6:19:34 pm PDT #13614 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

On the one hand, I was like, "Well, snakes gotta eat too.

Ack. That's all I need to know. Poor birds. We came home from buying a new mattress today to find a dead baby bird on our porch (how? we still can't figure out how it got there), and when I read that askye's hummingbird survived, I felt like there was a good avian balance. Poor phoebes.