...because God knows you need some satisfaction in life besides shagging Captain Cardboard! And I never really liked you anyway. And you have stupid hair!

Spike ,'Selfless'


Spike's Bitches 47: Someone Dangerous Could Get In  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Vortex - May 17, 2012 3:23:41 am PDT #13429 of 30001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

Has officially entered her fourth decade.


le nubian - May 17, 2012 3:32:19 am PDT #13430 of 30001
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

Holla!


billytea - May 17, 2012 3:47:12 am PDT #13431 of 30001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

sj - May 17, 2012 3:47:40 am PDT #13432 of 30001
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

Happy Birthday, Vortex!!!

There are no workers coming to the house (that I know of) today! I can delay getting dressed this morning and maybe even take a long bath.


ChiKat - May 17, 2012 4:03:46 am PDT #13433 of 30001
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

Happy birthday, Vortex!!


beekaytee - May 17, 2012 4:24:57 am PDT #13434 of 30001
Compassionately intolerant

Felicitations on your natal day!

Forty is a great age. Old enough to know better and young enough not to care!


Polter-Cow - May 17, 2012 4:28:53 am PDT #13435 of 30001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Happy birthday, Vortex!


billytea - May 17, 2012 4:36:56 am PDT #13436 of 30001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

Happy birthday, Vortex!


DavidS - May 17, 2012 4:39:11 am PDT #13437 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Happy birthday, Vortex, you sexy thang!

kidney-ma for Morgana. I hope you jump through all the necessary hoops today and get on all the necessary lists.


Strix - May 17, 2012 4:42:13 am PDT #13438 of 30001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

Happy Birthday! I'll be hitting 40 this year; seems like a good age.

Have an faaaaabulous day!

(ION, I may have a teeny hangover. I drank with my friend in from Seattle. On a weeknight. And I'm supposed to have drinks again tonight and Friday. I think by Friday, I'll be all "Water, please!")