It's called a blaster, Will, a word that tends to discourage experimentation. Now, if it were called the Orgasmater, I'd be the first to try your basic button press approach.

Xander ,'Get It Done'


Spike's Bitches 47: Someone Dangerous Could Get In  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Sean K - May 13, 2012 6:47:10 pm PDT #13198 of 30001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

Hil, I'm willing to bet I know *exactly* what part you just read. Are you a little over halfway through book three?


Polter-Cow - May 13, 2012 6:47:33 pm PDT #13199 of 30001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

The best my mother ever came up with was a tearful "Don't you love me?" to which I replied, "Don't ask questions you don't want the answer to."

Oof.

It really is the lion bit that makes it, though.

True, but I did set her up for that. Unintentionally.

Hil, I'm willing to bet I know *exactly* what part you just read. Are you a little over halfway through book three?

Ha ha ha, Mark brings that up at every one of his events. I am dreadfully curious about whatever it is. But she's in Clash of Kings.

I have ONE MORE BOOK to read in my queue, and then I start Game of Thrones ! It's finally happening!


Hil R. - May 13, 2012 6:48:35 pm PDT #13200 of 30001
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

Hil, I'm willing to bet I know *exactly* what part you just read. Are you a little over halfway through book three?

Nope. Close to the end of book two.


billytea - May 13, 2012 6:50:17 pm PDT #13201 of 30001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

I'm reading the Game of Thrones books, and just got to a part that's making me all flaily and wanting to kick things and say, "You can't do that!" Then I need to remember that it's just a book.

I started reading them on the way back from China. (Picked up the first book in Hong Kong Airport.) I feel someone should redo "I'm Glad I'm Not A Kennedy" as "I'm Glad I'm Not A Stark".


Sean K - May 13, 2012 6:50:42 pm PDT #13202 of 30001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

Ah, close to the end of two. Okay, I know what it is instead. Yes, I like to track these things as friends are reading.


Hil R. - May 13, 2012 6:55:27 pm PDT #13203 of 30001
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

Ah, close to the end of two. Okay, I know what it is instead. Yes, I like to track these things as friends are reading.

Before (spoilers under tag), I didn't like Theon because he was annoying and whiny and just irritating. Now, I want him dead. Which is something I don't usually feel toward anyone, fictional or non, but this was wrong and bad and wrong.


Sean K - May 13, 2012 6:58:35 pm PDT #13204 of 30001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

Just keep reading.


Hil R. - May 13, 2012 7:02:55 pm PDT #13205 of 30001
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

Just keep reading.

I'm debating whether to keep on reading now, or go to bed and read more tomorrow. I'm on summer break now, so I don't actually have to stick to any sort of schedule, but I'm meeting a friend for lunch tomorrow, which means I have to be awake and alert enough to drive tomorrow morning.


Vortex - May 13, 2012 7:07:48 pm PDT #13206 of 30001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

The best my mother ever came up with was a tearful "Don't you love me?" to which I replied, "Don't ask questions you don't want the answer to."

My mother often accuses me of not loving her, to which I can truthfully say that isn't true. If she accused me of not liking her, however, that would be a different animal.


Zenkitty - May 13, 2012 7:11:29 pm PDT #13207 of 30001
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

Thinking back, my mother never guilted me about anything. My grandmother, on the other hand, was a guilt MACHINE. I think my mom reacted against her mother by never pressuring her daughters to do ANYTHING.