It's just not Mother's Day without your mom telling you how much happier you would be if she were eaten by a lion because then she would stop bugging you all the time.
A *lion.* That's colorful, mom!P-C. Damn colorful.
I've really got to learn to just do the damage and get out of town. It's the 'stay and gloat' that gets me every time.
Ethan Rayne ,'Potential'
Spike's Bitches 47: Someone Dangerous Could Get In
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Steph L. - May 13, 2012 3:38:20 pm PDT #13179 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
Sue - May 13, 2012 3:49:31 pm PDT #13180 of 30001
hip deep in pie
Smonster, do what you need to take care of yourself! Hang in there.
Zenkitty - May 13, 2012 3:57:15 pm PDT #13181 of 30001
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.
It's just not Mother's Day without your mom telling you how much happier you would be if she were eaten by a lion because then she would stop bugging you all the time.
She could just, I dunno, stop bugging you. Does a large predator really need to be involved? ...oh, never mind.
smonster - May 13, 2012 4:56:52 pm PDT #13182 of 30001
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.
Laura, glad you liked the movie! Sorry about the bummer glimpse of your son smoking.
Thanks, y'all. The Xanax worked, but not exactly how I wanted - I've stopped freaking out, but didn't get anything else done. I did talk to my boss on the phone, but did not fess up to my slacking. I will have some time tomorrow to keep working on that project, but blecch.
And now I have the sleepies, and shall retire -stayed up late finishing a book last night.
smonster - May 13, 2012 4:58:36 pm PDT #13183 of 30001
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.
And since I could use reminding myself of an accomplishment, I haven't smoked since last Wednesday. Four days! Gold stars.
DavidS - May 13, 2012 5:10:20 pm PDT #13184 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
I haven't smoked since last Wednesday. Four days! Gold stars.
Right the fuck on! I love you being alive and healthy on planet earth so I want to validate your choice.
erikaj - May 13, 2012 5:27:26 pm PDT #13185 of 30001
"already on the kiss-cam with Karl Marx"-
Go you! Sunil, that kind of blatant guilt-fishing would make all "Oh, I see you read my letter to Santa(Or something...Indian-equivalent.") But I have been guilted by master guilters to the point that I don't *even* play with bush-league manipulation anymore.
§ ita § - May 13, 2012 5:34:40 pm PDT #13186 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Oh, wait, your mother wants to be eaten by the lion? I mistook her for my relatives for a moment, and thought the kid was supposed to be devoured. I certainly don't have many self-martyring relations. Homicidal, more like.
Nora Deirdre - May 13, 2012 5:42:33 pm PDT #13187 of 30001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)
I haven't smoked since last Wednesday. Four days! Gold stars.
Whoooooo!!!! I also validate your awesome accomplishment!
We went to the beer bar twice today- once for BBQ and then for historical beers. In between, there was napping and stuff.
Zenkitty - May 13, 2012 5:47:08 pm PDT #13188 of 30001
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.
I haven't smoked since last Wednesday. Four days! Gold stars.
That's great!