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Spike's Bitches 47: Someone Dangerous Could Get In  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Liese S. - May 11, 2012 3:16:31 pm PDT #13075 of 30001
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."

I got them out, using a screwdriver. You may all applaud my ingenuity/mock my plight now.


omnis_audis - May 11, 2012 3:17:33 pm PDT #13076 of 30001
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

I got them out, using a screwdriver. You may all applaud my ingenuity/mock my plight now.
Cash from the ATM?


smonster - May 11, 2012 3:29:14 pm PDT #13077 of 30001
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

I got them out, using a screwdriver. You may all applaud my ingenuity/mock my plight now.

I was gonna say, pliers! I've used a 5-in-1 or needlenose pliers to unzip my jeans before, because I *always* have to pee as soon as I do my nails.

I am drinking wine and listening to Wait Wait - Don't Tell Me. I thought about taking Xanax, but am trying to save that for the really bad times. I've on the verge of another panic attack - I'm blaming the fucking Supermoon for all the joint pain and anxiety I've had this week.


smonster - May 11, 2012 3:47:01 pm PDT #13078 of 30001
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

Why is the wine always gone? But wait! Moving on to spiced rum and iced tea. And I'm attempting bubble and squeak for dinner (you've got to watch it like a hawk).


Nora Deirdre - May 11, 2012 4:07:14 pm PDT #13079 of 30001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

Aw, smonster. ((hairpats)) take care of you. We're around this weekend, if you want to hang low-energy style.

Man, I feel like I just want to sleep all weekend. I'm excited that the weather will suck so that I can be justified in doing so. Need to clean, too, though.


Vortex - May 11, 2012 4:14:58 pm PDT #13080 of 30001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

got the Chinese, but am trapped on the phone with my mom.


smonster - May 11, 2012 4:18:42 pm PDT #13081 of 30001
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

got the Chinese, but am trapped on the phone with my mom.

Hang up in the middle of one of your sentences.

We're around this weekend, if you want to hang low-energy style.

Thanks, love.


Steph L. - May 11, 2012 4:20:23 pm PDT #13082 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

I'm blaming the fucking Supermoon for all the joint pain and anxiety I've had this week.

Hm. I've had exceptionally bad hip pain this week, and a continuation of the low- to middling-grade anxiety. I'm down with blaming the Supermoon.


smonster - May 11, 2012 4:24:50 pm PDT #13083 of 30001
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

I'm actually being serious about that (maybe you are too?) - my joints get loose before my period, the pain makes the anxiety worse, so the Supermoon segue-ing into PMS has sucked the big one.

My drink is tasty and my bubble and squeak is tasty, but those two great tastes do not go great together.


Connie Neil - May 11, 2012 4:27:55 pm PDT #13084 of 30001
brillig

my joints get loose before my period

Mine do as well. It's like someone using the Jaws of Life on my hips.