Lorne: Once the word spreads you beat up an innocent old man, well, the truly terrible will think twice before going toe-to-toe with our Avenging Angel. Spike: Yes. The geriatric community will be soiling their nappies when they hear you're on the case. Bravo.

'The Cautionary Tale of Numero Cinco'


Spike's Bitches 47: Someone Dangerous Could Get In  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Pix - May 09, 2012 4:37:35 pm PDT #12962 of 30001
The status is NOT quo.

Erin, thanks for your support, but I can’t be upset. It’s really not their fault. Everyone is taking it in the nads next year because our enrollment is dropping again (who hoo, never-ending recession). All teachers and chairs will be teaching one more class, and we’re having to lay people off. So yeah, I can’t complain, really. It’s just going to be a ton of work.

Nora, um...seriously? I’m so sorry.


Nora Deirdre - May 09, 2012 5:09:28 pm PDT #12963 of 30001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

I guess it wouldn't be an insurance company unless it denies, denies, denies?

We're pretty ready to walk away from this.


Zenkitty - May 09, 2012 5:13:26 pm PDT #12964 of 30001
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

Nora, that's flabbergasting. What the fuck is the insurance for, if not for exactly this?


Vortex - May 09, 2012 5:37:57 pm PDT #12965 of 30001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

So, good places to buy business-y clothes online? I tried Ann Taylor, Banana Republic and the other usual suspects. Any suggestions? Looking for a blouse to wear with black pants which looks professional but is not just a plain old button-down.

I am a huge fan of Jones New York.


Nora Deirdre - May 09, 2012 6:03:53 pm PDT #12966 of 30001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

It's because we can (and have, like suckers, apparently) pay the mortgage. They won't let us out while they can still suck the life out of us.

Ugh, I'm looking at sites like strategicdefault.com and youwalkaway.com and getting stressed out.


Typo Boy - May 09, 2012 7:04:13 pm PDT #12967 of 30001
Calli: My people have a saying. A man who trusts can never be betrayed, only mistaken.Avon: Life expectancy among your people must be extremely short.

So much for the advantages of PMI. Can you talk to a lawyer and see if the denial is legal? I guess today is my day for suggesting talking to a lawyer, but sometimes big companies pull shit they aren't legally entitled to, because most people take their word as to what the law says the contract means.


Steph L. - May 10, 2012 3:43:21 am PDT #12968 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

God DAMN, my hip and back hurt like I got mauled by a pack of kickboxing, super-muscular bears last night. I woke up at 6 in crazy pain, and whined and thrashed (not on purpose; if I had been fully awake with a clear head, I would have gotten out of bed for ibuprofen and flexiril and a squirrelled away percocet, and then plugged in the heating pad) until Tim woke up and rubbed my hip until I could get out of bed to get all the aforementioned drugs.

Got back in bed on the heating pad until the alarm went off. Still pain. Got in shower (very slowly and very awkwardly; fuck pedestal tubs and their high sides) and realized how bad it all hurt while standing. Holy BALLS, it hurts.

No shower; back in bed with an extra flexiril on top of the rest of the medicine cabinet I already took, and the heating pad cranked up to Supernova. Waiting for work to e-mail me an article to edit while I am loopy and in pain.

I really wish this pain were the result of something fun (or un-fun yet dramatic as hell) so I could at least be like, "Yeah, I'm the one they mean when they talk about the kickboxing bears and the puny human."


Nora Deirdre - May 10, 2012 4:08:07 am PDT #12969 of 30001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

So much for the advantages of PMI.

I know, right? I was laughing (humorlessly) about my previous declarations when I posted about this yesterday.

We probably should get some sort of legal advice, that's for sure.


Nora Deirdre - May 10, 2012 4:08:40 am PDT #12970 of 30001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

Teppy, I am so sorry about the hip pain, that sounds awful. Ugh.


billytea - May 10, 2012 4:17:59 am PDT #12971 of 30001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

Sorry to hear about the hip pain, Steph. If it helps at all, I'm pretty sure that from now on, whenever I think of kickboxing bears, I'll think of you too.