Simon: Captain's a good fighter, he must know how to handle a sword. Zoe: I think he knows which end to hold.

'Shindig'


Spike's Bitches 47: Someone Dangerous Could Get In  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


DavidS - Apr 30, 2012 6:43:13 am PDT #12401 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

He won't drill a hole in my skull no matter how many times I ask. Not even a tiny one.

And yet he says he loves you.


Steph L. - Apr 30, 2012 6:45:39 am PDT #12402 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

And yet he says he loves you.

That is -- verbatim -- what I say to him when he refuses to drill just a tiny hole to let out the sinus demons.

(Actually, I have a hilariously low pain threshold.)

(I mean, I still ask Tim to drill a hole in my skull to let the sinus demons out, but I am a pansy when it comes to pain.)

(I'm aware of the amusing irony of me saying that.)


ChiKat - Apr 30, 2012 7:14:07 am PDT #12403 of 30001
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

{{Laura}} and {{Maria}} I'm glad no one is hurt, but it still sucks.

He won't drill a hole in my skull no matter how many times I ask. Not even a tiny one

I would love a tiny hole on each side of my face right now. My sinuses are throbbing. Speaking of which, how do I know when it has turned into sinus infection and I should go see the doc?


Toddson - Apr 30, 2012 7:32:04 am PDT #12404 of 30001
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

ChiKat, I usually know I have an infection when I blow my nose and the snot is in technicolor. Also, if I have a nasty metallic taste in my mouth.


Sparky1 - Apr 30, 2012 7:33:17 am PDT #12405 of 30001
Librarian Warlord

I seriously want to punch someone in the face today. (Someone specific, who I asked to back off from something, and refuses to do so.)


meara - Apr 30, 2012 7:42:00 am PDT #12406 of 30001

I want to not have an awful headache, even though I didn't drink last night, and the barometric pressure is no longer crazy-high like it has been. Ow. Waiting for some painkiller to kick in, but I also realized I have no breakfasty foods. Or cream for my coffee. Eating a banana of my roommate's while I contemplate whether it will be enough to make me not need to go to the grocery store. I should be doing work. But am so not.


erikaj - Apr 30, 2012 8:02:49 am PDT #12407 of 30001
"already on the kiss-cam with Karl Marx"-

Everyone's life is better than mine. But I suppose I don't have a headache.


Zenkitty - Apr 30, 2012 10:17:29 am PDT #12408 of 30001
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

Hec and Steph made me laugh.


Burrell - Apr 30, 2012 11:07:22 am PDT #12409 of 30001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

Oh wow, happy birthday Ryan!


omnis_audis - Apr 30, 2012 12:29:11 pm PDT #12410 of 30001
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

Load in went well. I was guessing done by 2, hoping to be done by 1pm. We were cleared out of the space by 1:30! Not too bad of an estimate, eh? Now, my legs are REALLY tired. Like, need spoons kind of tired from all the standing/running around all last night and all this morning. And I have crew in 30 mintues to put away everything from this weekend... So, more standing around. Oy. Thankfully the hellish 24 hours is past the hellish phase, and wasn't so hellish. Gotta focus on the positive, right?