We killed a homeless man on this bench. Me and Dru. Those were good times. You know, he begged for mercy, and you know, that only made her bite harder.

Spike ,'Sleeper'


Spike's Bitches 47: Someone Dangerous Could Get In  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


omnis_audis - Apr 26, 2012 8:14:40 am PDT #12166 of 30001
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

{{{SJ}}} hope it goes well.

Bonny, could it be the wheel chair that is setting him off? I know my crutches gets dogs barking sometimes.


erikaj - Apr 26, 2012 8:23:33 am PDT #12167 of 30001
"already on the kiss-cam with Karl Marx"-

Tep, if you ever meet my mom, she has a whole rant about junk like that. Also, non-Buffista Secret Santa and etc. Ha...I get a "Justified" toaster. Which will either blow up in my face, or dispense bourbon, I can't decide, but Fandom Friend has agreed to start watching. Paradoxically, at times like that, I feel a little closer to my Mormon ancestors, even if they spread LDS doctrine and I read about the Church of The Cool and Beautiful JC.(if there was a real one I'd so go, best name ever) (She's worried her DH won't like it...it's hard to imagine he would not...maybe he's a Documentary Guy.


smonster - Apr 26, 2012 8:26:00 am PDT #12168 of 30001
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

Love you, amyth.

All my extra spoons are belong to you, sj.

Cagney!! Chill, son!


brenda m - Apr 26, 2012 8:30:40 am PDT #12169 of 30001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

I know a lot of dogs who have fear responses to wheelchairs, strollers, etc.


erikaj - Apr 26, 2012 8:37:46 am PDT #12170 of 30001
"already on the kiss-cam with Karl Marx"-

Funnily enough, my brother's weirdo rescue sheltie does not have one. He always wants to lick my face off.(he freaks out about a million other things, though, poor guy.)


Nora Deirdre - Apr 26, 2012 9:15:37 am PDT #12171 of 30001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

The move is going well but taking longer than we hoped.

Moving, man. It always does. Even when you know it will take longer than you think it will, it takes longer than that.

Good luck getting through the rest of the day!


beekaytee - Apr 26, 2012 9:35:26 am PDT #12172 of 30001
Compassionately intolerant

Bonny, could it be the wheel chair that is setting him off? I know my crutches gets dogs barking sometimes.

omnis, I'm assuming that it is partly the chair, partly the smell and mostly that Roger is pretty calm, but has unbalanced energy.

Cagney!! Chill, son!

smonster, if you could say that directly to him, and have him hear you, that would be awesome.

We've just had our last training session with the Bulldog specialist. She sort of delivered a clue-by-four that has me feeling sad but...

She reminded me that I trained Bartleby to be serious and wanted me to be careful to not train the 'spark' out of Cagney. "In three years, he's going to be great."

It would be a dreary discourse to explain what this means philosophically, emotionally and spiritually to me, but suffice to say, it's big and very difficult.


Liese S. - Apr 26, 2012 9:49:09 am PDT #12173 of 30001
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."

You don't have to do it, bonny.


DavidS - Apr 26, 2012 9:55:09 am PDT #12174 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

I guess I would just caution you, bonny, to see the dog that's in front of you.

Cagney is not going to fill the Bartleby sized hole in your heart. But your heart will learn to love this dog for being itself, if you can let that happen.

Let this be a well-trained Cagney instead of an inferior Bartleby.


ChiKat - Apr 26, 2012 10:30:17 am PDT #12175 of 30001
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

Cagney is not going to fill the Bartleby sized hole in your heart. But your heart will learn to love this dog for being itself, if you can let that happen.

I've been learning this lesson myself. I adopted a shelter kitty a month ago (a cute orange tabby named Seamus). He will never fill my Mickey shaped hole, but he's worming his way into his own, Seamus shaped one.