Fred: So you don't worry that it's possible for someone to send out a biological or electronic trigger that effectively overrides your own sense of ideals and values and replaces them with an alternative coercive agenda that reduces you to a mindless meat puppet? Shopkeeper: Wow. People used to think that I was paranoid.

'Time Bomb'


Spike's Bitches 47: Someone Dangerous Could Get In  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


smonster - Apr 21, 2012 10:03:48 am PDT #11808 of 30001
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

erika, yay! That's wonderful news.

OMG, does "Embrace the suck" come from Friday Night Lights?

Maybe?

I didn't respond to your text, but here's a partial list of FNL characters for whom my love is deep and abiding; Landry, Saracen, Julie, Riggins, Riggins, Riggins, Tyra, Lila (just wait), Smash, Smash's mom, Coach, Tami, Street, Herc, Riggins, Billy, Mindy... and about ten others you haven't even met yet. I think even Buddy made me cry, once.


Polter-Cow - Apr 21, 2012 10:12:51 am PDT #11809 of 30001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

So...Riggins?

I think even Buddy made me cry, once.

A mean feat, but yes.


amych - Apr 21, 2012 10:13:17 am PDT #11810 of 30001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

Dude. Don't forget Riggins.

TIMMEH!


smonster - Apr 21, 2012 10:26:44 am PDT #11811 of 30001
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

Dude. Don't forget Riggins.

amych knows what's up. And by what's up, I mean step off bitch, I will cut you. Except you're a fencer, and you'd slice me to ribbons.


sumi - Apr 21, 2012 10:34:26 am PDT #11812 of 30001
Art Crawl!!!

I thought that "Embrace the suck" was something soldiers in Iran said - and that it was picked up by people like Riggins.


smonster - Apr 21, 2012 10:51:33 am PDT #11813 of 30001
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

Holp, I losted my motivations. I missed a meeting this morning b/c I got the time wrong, and I missed going to the farmer's market b/c I was sitting my neighbor's kids while she voted. I need to eat, but I have no food in the house; I need to shower, and go to the hardware and grocery stores.


Nora Deirdre - Apr 21, 2012 10:52:41 am PDT #11814 of 30001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

OMG Riggins with his tiny next door neighbor?!?!?!?

Just started the first episode of Season 2, where he is referred to as "Captain of the SS Ta-Ta's" by Saracen.


smonster - Apr 21, 2012 10:54:00 am PDT #11815 of 30001
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

OMG Riggins with his tiny next door neighbor?!?!?!?

Oh, man, I forgot about that. So much awesome I need to revisit.


JZ - Apr 21, 2012 10:58:02 am PDT #11816 of 30001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

smonster, I think I've got your motivations. Today so far I've vacuumed the living room and hallway, cleaned out the fridge, cleaned out the top of the fridge, done the situps and pushups I'd neglected for the previous year, cleaned out the junk drawer, emptied the trash and recycling, washed all the crusted gunk out of the bottom of the trash can, swept the kitchen, done the counters, done the dishes, cleaned the bathroom floor, and dismantled the deadbolt to the back door to WD40 the shit out of it so it will again unlock (no luck, and so far the maintenance guy has not called back; I'm more than a little worried that the only remaining option is to take the door off its hinges).

So, in short: your motivations, I haz them. If you, OTOH, happen to be feeling mellow and Zen and all at peace and not even one little bit like stabbinating the construction people out back or the fucking hippies out front, possibly you have my temper? If so, plz. return, with cookies and martinis if possible.


SuziQ - Apr 21, 2012 10:59:36 am PDT #11817 of 30001
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame

Once I finish my Buffy/Angel rewatch, I'm going to dive back into FNL. I miss Riggins.

Garage sale was pathetic. $17 for two things. Oh boy. I packed up some stuff for donation and have just listed the couch on Craigslist.