Spike: I'm not a monster. Xander: Yes! You are a monster. Vampires are monsters! They make monster movies about them! Spike: Well, yeah. Got me there.

'Dirty Girls'


Spike's Bitches 47: Someone Dangerous Could Get In  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


DCJensen - Apr 20, 2012 5:46:09 am PDT #11769 of 30001
All is well that ends in pizza.

"in the event of recapture, paddling has been approved."


DCJensen - Apr 20, 2012 5:47:16 am PDT #11770 of 30001
All is well that ends in pizza.

I keep hearing "Wildfire" playing in my head.


Laura - Apr 20, 2012 6:02:21 am PDT #11771 of 30001
Our wings are not tired.

I kinda like the notion of naming the kayak Wildfire!


askye - Apr 20, 2012 6:05:52 am PDT #11772 of 30001
Thrive to spite them

Boo! To the wayward kayak I hope it comes back. I have an unexpected break. We had an assessment on insurance stuff and the trainer said it would probably take awhike but there was a meeting she had to attend so she also told us to dp the next chapter.

All told she said it could take 2 hours or longer.

We both finished everything and double checked the assessment in an hour. Andit wasn't near as tedious or hard as tbe trainer claimed.


Scrappy - Apr 20, 2012 7:01:25 am PDT #11773 of 30001
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

Come back, Little Kayak.


smonster - Apr 20, 2012 7:06:38 am PDT #11774 of 30001
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

Kayak come home!!

Pix, glad it was just a false alarm.

I am getting my hair cut and colored at a Paul Mitchell school right now. They're doing a decades thing today, so my stylist is dressed all 80s. She was born in 1993. Oh lawdy, feeling old.

Here's hoping my hair turns out okay. She is about to graduate and seems pretty capable...


DavidS - Apr 20, 2012 7:09:06 am PDT #11775 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Your hair will look awesome, smonster. Because you radiate awesomeness out to the ends of your follicles and your student will feel that.

-ma for lisah.


omnis_audis - Apr 20, 2012 7:21:53 am PDT #11776 of 30001
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

Your hair will look awesome, smonster. Because you radiate awesomeness out to the ends of your follicles and your student will feel that.
Yup. That!

Come home wayward kayak!

Pix, glad to hear house wasn't on fire.

It's Friday!! Woot. And I have the weekend off. That's two in a row! Now, if only I have the uumpf to start cleaning the apartment. I have a couple boxes of filing to do, at the least.


erikaj - Apr 20, 2012 7:23:38 am PDT #11777 of 30001
"already on the kiss-cam with Karl Marx"-

Aw, Hecubus, you're cuter than a box full of puppies.(True, but I also want to see if that compliment works for anyone besides the girls who flirt with Raylan Givens(In the books, anyway. On the show, it's more like Kennedy and "Have you seen you?") Lisah, Believe.


lisah - Apr 20, 2012 7:35:44 am PDT #11778 of 30001
Punishingly Intricate

Thanks, you guys!