It's called a blaster, Will, a word that tends to discourage experimentation. Now, if it were called the Orgasmater, I'd be the first to try your basic button press approach.

Xander ,'Get It Done'


Spike's Bitches 47: Someone Dangerous Could Get In  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Anne W. - Apr 12, 2012 4:13:56 pm PDT #11316 of 30001
The lost sheep grow teeth, forsake their lambs, and lie with the lions.

He's adorable, bonny!


Pix - Apr 12, 2012 4:15:19 pm PDT #11317 of 30001
The status is NOT quo.

I have deleted my sadface tax post and replaced it with the much happier fact that I had half a meatball sub for dinner AIWFG!


Ginger - Apr 12, 2012 4:42:44 pm PDT #11318 of 30001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

Cagney has such a great face.

Cock teased is a conundrum. Normally, when a noun and participle are used as a compound adjective they're hyphenated in front of the noun but not elsewhere, e.g., "The cock-teased man was frustrated by the cock tease." It looks like the preferred American use is cock tease and British is cock-tease, but the Brits are very promiscuous with hyphens. Both cock-tease and cocktease are alternates.


smonster - Apr 12, 2012 4:47:17 pm PDT #11319 of 30001
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

Cagney! ::smish::

Crap, I still haven't done my taxes. Oy.


Steph L. - Apr 12, 2012 4:50:03 pm PDT #11320 of 30001
That which does not kill you should RUN

smonster, I am laughing because apparently while you were posting here about your taxes, I was posting at the same time on FB that I have to finish my Dad's taxes and then do Tim's taxes. (Why they trust me to do their taxes, I will never know.)


Pix - Apr 12, 2012 5:00:56 pm PDT #11321 of 30001
The status is NOT quo.

Cagney is adorable!


Strix - Apr 12, 2012 5:19:39 pm PDT #11322 of 30001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

Popping in from working to say:

Cagney CUTIEFACE!

And, yep, Ginger. Cock tease as a noun was a no-brainer, but there's no hard (heh) rule for the way in which it was used: "He cock teased her until he finally thrust, etc."

Maybe I should consult erinaceous about this particular issue...

(Yeah, I'm kinda loving this gig...)


Ginger - Apr 12, 2012 6:10:08 pm PDT #11323 of 30001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

I say declare cocktease to be one word.


DavidS - Apr 12, 2012 6:35:53 pm PDT #11324 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

I say declare cocktease to be one word.

Somebody call the OED! Ginger is authoritative.


DCJensen - Apr 12, 2012 6:40:10 pm PDT #11325 of 30001
All is well that ends in pizza.

I suggested hyphenated. Strangely enough, it's not in any of the dictionaries I consulted!

So, you were looking for cocktease in all the wrong places?