A collection of vintage sash weights would be... heavy. And cylindrical. Good for stubbing toes and bashing in intruders' heads, not much else. "Now, *this* is a 12-pound 1898 weight from a 6-over-6 cypress window in Treme... I have it on *good authority* that Jelly Roll Morton once had sex with a prostitute up against this very window, but of course I can't actually *prove* it."
And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?
Mal ,'The Train Job'
Spike's Bitches 47: Someone Dangerous Could Get In
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
smonster - Apr 10, 2012 7:03:11 am PDT #11129 of 30001
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.
Nora Deirdre - Apr 10, 2012 7:06:05 am PDT #11130 of 30001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)
. I have it on *good authority* that Jelly Roll Morton once had sex with a prostitude up against this very window, but of course I can't actually *prove* it."
Ahahahaha. Though the last part is implied (as with every tall tale told here) and never said out loud.
Strix - Apr 10, 2012 7:06:54 am PDT #11131 of 30001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
smonster, that's great!
Zenkitty - Apr 10, 2012 7:38:19 am PDT #11132 of 30001
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.
Good news, smonster!
I felt marginally better when I got up this morning, but now looking at all the work in my inbox and the piles of things I have to do at home and the business trip in two weeks I have to find clothes for... I want chocolate and rum and a houseboy. Also, a quiet cat. SHUT UP DARLING.
I lost ten pounds. That's good. I haven't been able to stick to the diet for a week. That's not good. But I didn't put any of the weight back on, so that's good. Trying to concentrate on the good, and not on the boxes of chocolate I want to be eating right now. Damn hormones.
Ginger - Apr 10, 2012 7:40:01 am PDT #11133 of 30001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
Thanks for the good outcomes -ma. Sadly, it didn't work.
smonster - Apr 10, 2012 7:41:33 am PDT #11134 of 30001
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.
Oh, shit, Ginger. What's up?
Ginger - Apr 10, 2012 7:46:55 am PDT #11135 of 30001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
Breast cancer metastasis to the bones.
javachik - Apr 10, 2012 7:49:47 am PDT #11136 of 30001
Our wings are not tired.
Oh fuck.
Ginger - Apr 10, 2012 7:52:19 am PDT #11137 of 30001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
That's what I said. I get a scan tomorrow to see how widespread it is.
billytea - Apr 10, 2012 7:52:23 am PDT #11138 of 30001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
Ginger, I'm so sorry.