Yay, Pixcats!
Jayne (Husband): Oh, I think you might wanna reconsider that last part. See, I married me a powerful ugly creature. Mal (Wife): How can you say that? How can you shame me in front of new people? Jayne (Husband): If I could make you purtier, I would. Mal (Wife): You are not the man I met a year ago.
'Our Mrs. Reynolds'
Spike's Bitches 47: Someone Dangerous Could Get In
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Liese S. - Apr 05, 2012 10:30:29 am PDT #10909 of 30001
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."
Fred Pete - Apr 05, 2012 10:33:58 am PDT #10910 of 30001
Ann, that's a ferret.
YAHOOOOOO!!!!
ChiKat - Apr 05, 2012 10:36:17 am PDT #10911 of 30001
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?
Yayayayayayayayayayay!!!!!
Connie Neil - Apr 05, 2012 10:38:19 am PDT #10912 of 30001
brillig
You should go and juggle them for joy. With many bandaids handy.
amych - Apr 05, 2012 10:41:22 am PDT #10913 of 30001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
YAY KITTIES!
Atropa - Apr 05, 2012 10:55:33 am PDT #10914 of 30001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.
YAY HEALTHY KITTIES! Oh, such a relief for you.
Typo, I'm glad you're going to talk to your doctor. As Cass said, serious sleep dep can do very bad things.
P-C, good job on you being direct! I'm not kidding, I'm very proud of you.
Polter-Cow - Apr 05, 2012 11:07:12 am PDT #10915 of 30001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
I would be lying if I said I didn't do it because I wanted you guys to be proud of me.
meara - Apr 05, 2012 11:10:43 am PDT #10916 of 30001
I would be lying if I said I didn't do it because I wanted you guys to be proud of me.
Hey man, whatever it takes.
(And by that I of course mean "whatever it takes for us to be proud of you. In no way do I mean "whatever it takes to ask a girl out". PSHAW! CLEARLY us being proud is way more important)
Atropa - Apr 05, 2012 11:12:35 am PDT #10917 of 30001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.
I would be lying if I said I didn't do it because I wanted you guys to be proud of me.
Hey, it motivated you to do it! Which is means there will be dates in your future!
Toddson - Apr 05, 2012 11:17:07 am PDT #10918 of 30001
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"
And if you hadn't asked, you would never have known. This girl didn't work out, but sometime in the future one will - and you'll know that you CAN ask and how to ask.