It would be kind of cool if most axe-murder victims were other axe-murderers. But... um... recursion loop... might not work.
Clumsiness and tripping have got to be lifestyle hazards.
Mal: Does she understand that? River: She understands. She doesn't comprehend.
'Objects In Space'
Spike's Bitches 47: Someone Dangerous Could Get In
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
hippocampus - Apr 02, 2012 4:19:46 am PDT #10744 of 30001
not your mom's socks.
smonster - Apr 02, 2012 5:11:53 am PDT #10745 of 30001
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.
omnis, wtff? People, I swear.
Connie Neil - Apr 02, 2012 5:53:39 am PDT #10746 of 30001
brillig
I wonder if the hatchet-murderers ever feel sad that they didn't become a trope like those poser axe-murderers.
Zenkitty - Apr 02, 2012 5:55:47 am PDT #10747 of 30001
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.
I wonder if the hatchet-murderers ever feel sad that they didn't become a trope like those poser axe-murderers.
It's so much harder to murder someone with a little hatchet! No one appreciates the effort. No, it's all about the gore these days. Ever since Lizzie Borden.
Connie Neil - Apr 02, 2012 5:57:58 am PDT #10748 of 30001
brillig
No appreciation for artistry these day. Kids.
Ginger - Apr 02, 2012 6:04:10 am PDT #10749 of 30001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
Whoever killed Lizzie Borden's parents used a hatchet, but apparently the writer of "Lizzie Borden with her axe..." couldn't find a suitable rhyme for hatchet.
sj - Apr 02, 2012 6:09:25 am PDT #10750 of 30001
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."
Oh, forgot to mention unusual encounter at brunch. We were walking in to the restaurant, and this lady was sitting on the bench out front talking on the phone. She says "hold on a second", puts the phone to her chest, stops me to ask "did you break both your legs?". What?? No! And we walked in the door.
Ugh. Why do people have to suck? My dentist did that to me a while back on the second time I saw him after he noticed my leg braces. When I told him no, "I'm handicapped" I thought it felt like he was thinking, "but her husband is perfectly normal", but I'm trying to convince myself that I was just over reading into his confusion. I do not know how he didn't notice my gait the first time.
Ginger - Apr 02, 2012 6:24:58 am PDT #10751 of 30001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
I can't imagine asking anyone about a disability. I figure if they want me to know, they'll tell me. Sometimes I'll say "Can I reach that for you?" or maybe "This hill sucks, doesn't it?"
Laura - Apr 02, 2012 6:35:21 am PDT #10752 of 30001
Our wings are not tired.
"but her husband is perfectly normal"
Gee, I noticed that too. Then again I think you are both normal, so it could just be me.
sj, I hope you are taking lots of transformation pictures of your new home. Remember that you have lots of handy people here that love to give advice.
sj - Apr 02, 2012 6:43:52 am PDT #10753 of 30001
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."
Laura, I should take more. I took one of TCG taking down wallpaper yesterday, but mostly because he just looked adorable. Also, the world would be a much better place if more people were like you.
I need to get moving soon because I am supposed to be meeting my father-in-law at the house. I'm tired and don't want to move.