Why are there worms on your neck? That's not right! Like, with legs it doesn't bother me so much, but WORMS???
Excuse me? Who gave you permission to exist?
Cordelia ,'Beneath You'
Spike's Bitches 47: Someone Dangerous Could Get In
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
§ ita § - Mar 30, 2012 10:54:19 am PDT #10675 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
meara - Mar 30, 2012 10:58:45 am PDT #10676 of 30001
Yay health benefits!
Smonster, a copy of your BC is good to have, just in case (if passport gets stolen?) but you could always get a new one from wherever you were born, I guess. I'm sure I have AP scores and SAT scores around somewhere, myself. :) My new plan is with the new job I was allowed to order lots of office supplies--so I got a new shredder. One I already had for downstairs when the mail comes in, one for upstairs for work docs and paid bills when I don't need them anymore.
smonster - Mar 30, 2012 10:58:45 am PDT #10677 of 30001
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.
Inchworms dangle on threads from trees. Or drop from them.
Yes! Full-time employee (with HEALTH BENEFITS!). And the office is in Pioneer Square, so no trek to the Eastside! (Plus it's 10 minutes from where the StuntHusband works, so we can meet up for lunch.)
Oh my goodness! That is just terrific on top of fabulous with a big ol' side of WOO HOO.
Go Steph go!
I think I missed out on the bike. I called just five minutes after the ad posted! ::sigh:: I think there will be a glut of bikes when students leave for the summer, but I don't want to wait that long.
Steph L. - Mar 30, 2012 10:58:54 am PDT #10678 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
The cat Toke is VERY happy about Step One of the bathroom cleaning, because she loves bleach smell like I love peanut butter. Seriously. That cat ain't right.
Really ain't right. And aptly named.
Apparently she is so named because her first owner caught her getting into (or perhaps *eating*) a baggie of pot. But I believe she'd ignore pot for bleach every time.
And it's been 15 minutes, so it's time to flush the bleach and haul myself to the gym.
smonster - Mar 30, 2012 11:00:54 am PDT #10679 of 30001
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.
meara, I meant that I think I should have one somewhere. I know it's a good thing to have, and I need it to get a DL here, so if I can't find one I'll have to order a copy. I also need to get a fire/flood-proof document stuff for the important shit.
Hungry again. Hmm.
meara - Mar 30, 2012 11:01:53 am PDT #10680 of 30001
also need to get a fire/flood-proof document stuff for the important shit.
Yeah, I have most of my important shit in one drawer, but I keep thinking I really need to buy a fire-proof box.
le nubian - Mar 30, 2012 11:06:41 am PDT #10681 of 30001
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."
Inchworms dangle on threads from trees. Or drop from them.
WT flying fuck!
I'm going home and not emerging until a frost.
Amy - Mar 30, 2012 11:09:22 am PDT #10682 of 30001
Because books.
Inchworms are actually the one small bug-like creature I don't mind, weirdly. They're little and green and cute!
Toddson - Mar 30, 2012 11:10:34 am PDT #10683 of 30001
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"
Unless they're crawling on you ... or dropping (any resemblence to the gentle rain from heaven is unintentional. and unrealistic).
Frankenbuddha - Mar 30, 2012 11:13:48 am PDT #10684 of 30001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
Inchworms dangle on threads from trees. Or drop from them.
The worm themselves don't gross me out, per what Amy just said, but when they are especially voluminous, walking in the woods feels like you're being assaulted by rappelling Jillifonts.