Buffy: Dancing with you is way better than trying to hook up with some good-looking guy. Xander: I think I liked it more when you were kicking me in my puffy groin.

'Get It Done'


Spike's Bitches 47: Someone Dangerous Could Get In  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Steph L. - Mar 28, 2012 5:40:24 am PDT #10525 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

That is actually a pretty nice and thoughtful approach, so long as it's sincere. (Which it sounds like it is.)

Yeah, it is sincere. It just sounds a little funny to say "Well, the office will be open after your co-worker's funeral."

G. worked here for 28 years, so Big!Boss is very upset, too. And G.'s wife asked Big!Boss to speak at the funeral. That's going to be hard for him.


smonster - Mar 28, 2012 6:08:15 am PDT #10526 of 30001
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

G. worked here for 28 years, so Big!Boss is very upset, too. And G.'s wife asked Big!Boss to speak at the funeral. That's going to be hard for him.

Oh, wow. That's a long time. Was Big!Boss there the whole time?

Back from park. Got some papers out of my car to sort later, put away the recycling bin, and am listening to "Defying Gravity". Going to reread a job description, print my latest resume, and make a phone call. Confidence vibes sent my way much appreciated.

Talked to my old neighbor M. I really wish he'd stop talking like he has a crush on me. It's not happening, dude, whether I've got a bf or not. I really want him for a friend, but I don't know if it's possible. He's not rude or lewd, but I caught him clocking my boobs a couple of times today. Jeezy. Boys.


Steph L. - Mar 28, 2012 6:15:05 am PDT #10527 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

G. worked here for 28 years, so Big!Boss is very upset, too. And G.'s wife asked Big!Boss to speak at the funeral. That's going to be hard for him.

Oh, wow. That's a long time. Was Big!Boss there the whole time?

Oh, yeah. The company is [Big!Boss FirstName LastName] Books Company. He started it 46 years ago and has been here all along.


le nubian - Mar 28, 2012 6:41:55 am PDT #10528 of 30001
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

At the car dealership where I have spent my morning there is a sign in the bathroom "please do not flush any feminine products". So.

Does this mean tampons? WTF?


Scrappy - Mar 28, 2012 6:43:18 am PDT #10529 of 30001
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

Yes, it does mean tampons.

Signed,
Works In a Building With Antique Plumbing


Zenkitty - Mar 28, 2012 7:06:04 am PDT #10530 of 30001
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

You're really not supposed to flush anything that won't dissolve, like toilet paper does. I have learned this because I have finicky toilets that think they shouldn't have to work with anything that isn't liquid.

Disclaimer: I flush tampons and Kleenex anyway. So there, toilets.


Nora Deirdre - Mar 28, 2012 7:28:59 am PDT #10531 of 30001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

I thought tampons in the toilet were verboten always.


smonster - Mar 28, 2012 7:36:46 am PDT #10532 of 30001
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

I could use a quick beta on an application for a career fair thingy. Anyone up for it? It's 4 questions and short answers (under 100 words each).


le nubian - Mar 28, 2012 7:44:08 am PDT #10533 of 30001
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

Nora,

no! tampons are just fine in most toilets. applicators may not be (plastic ones especially), but tampons, yes.


Pix - Mar 28, 2012 8:01:44 am PDT #10534 of 30001
The status is NOT quo.

Unless you have a septic system rather than city sewers, in which case they are a very bad idea.