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Spike's Bitches 47: Someone Dangerous Could Get In  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


billytea - Oct 12, 2011 5:03:57 am PDT #1018 of 30001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

He is working that sweater vest.

He is! He has a rather preppy grey one that his great-aunt knitted him, which suits him very well. She's knitted him a great quantity of jumpers and vests, all of them excellent quality, and commonly appearing in the Ryan pics. (This is the great-aunt whose son has been causing DRAMA! It just keeps coming too. It's now transpired that his tale of having met the mistress years ago while studying in Germany is a fabrication. She's never been out of China, and the family apparently has reason to believe she may be a prostitute. She's now had the baby too, and - in possibly his first sensible move since this began - WB's cousin is getting a paternity test done.)

Where do you keep your echidna skull these days, bt?

It's still packed up. I should really put it up by the desktop.


DavidS - Oct 12, 2011 5:04:48 am PDT #1019 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

I should really put it up by the desktop.

You should! It will brighten your day with its skulliness.


smonster - Oct 12, 2011 5:29:13 am PDT #1020 of 30001
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

Love those pictures! Talk about SMISH.

And oy, WB's cousin.


Typo Boy - Oct 12, 2011 6:15:14 am PDT #1021 of 30001
Calli: My people have a saying. A man who trusts can never be betrayed, only mistaken.Avon: Life expectancy among your people must be extremely short.

Off to twice yearly appointment to have throat stabbed. (Injection through front of throat,down to other side to top of spine.)


le nubian - Oct 12, 2011 6:33:44 am PDT #1022 of 30001
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

WTF?

TB, why? WHY?


EpicTangent - Oct 12, 2011 7:30:08 am PDT #1023 of 30001
Why isn't everyone pelting me with JOY, dammit? - Zenkitty

Sticking my head in the door to post this for Cass and Jilli:

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Strix - Oct 12, 2011 7:41:10 am PDT #1024 of 30001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

Cute Ryan pix! Love!

And ION, SUPERGRONK. I am working on 2 hours of sleep, and massively busy day ahead of me. I slept through FOUR ALARMS when I finally fell asleep at 8am, and my client called at 10 am, and I was still asleep. GOD.

I managed a semi-coherent conversation without ANY GODDAMNED COFFEE and having just rolled naked out of bed. (Freelancing: sometimes the legal pad takes precedence over pants.) That is like Superman picking up a ball of Kyrptonite and casually juggling it. NO COFFEE and I talked business for 45 minutes without even 2 minutes to wake the hell up.

I am SO not a coherent morning person, under the best of sleep circumstances. I feel like I summitted Everest this morning.

I have coffee now. Delicious, life and intellect giving coffee. Thank you, Coffee Gods.


Volans - Oct 12, 2011 7:54:22 am PDT #1025 of 30001
move out and draw fire

I am triple-booked this afternoon (conference, prepping for presentation, actual job)...so I'm home on the couch saying feh to the lot of it. The DH is stressed enough; I can't afford to become Massive Bitch Stress Monster.


smonster - Oct 12, 2011 7:59:43 am PDT #1026 of 30001
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

That is truly impressive, Erin.


Typo Boy - Oct 12, 2011 8:59:10 am PDT #1027 of 30001
Calli: My people have a saying. A man who trusts can never be betrayed, only mistaken.Avon: Life expectancy among your people must be extremely short.

Hi Le Nubian. Back from being stabbed. Hydrocortisone injection - reduces inflamation in degenerating disks which presses on nerves and makes typing painful. Routine, but always leaves me spacey and mentally less than all there the rest of the day. (An inner voice says "How is that different from any other day?" Shut up, inner voice.)