Damn it! You know what? I'm sick of this crap. I'm sick of being the guy who eats insects and gets the funny syphilis. As of this moment, it's over. I'm finished being everybody's butt monkey!

Xander ,'Lessons'


Spike's Bitches 47: Someone Dangerous Could Get In  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


DavidS - Mar 20, 2012 2:16:50 pm PDT #10150 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Although I also am quite fond of adding TJ's wasabi mayo to sandwiches lately.

I've been adding creamed horseradish on things I like with mustard. Dijon mustard and horseradish have been really good on: sausages, roast beef, corned beef.

ION, here is one of the virtues of growing older: Knowing your own flaws and weaknesses and compensating.

To wit, I'm wearing a black t-shirt today with a white button down shirt over it. As I turned my leftover coffee into a mocha, I thought, "You know, you really should unbutton the white shirt just in case."

Sure enough I just spilled mocha on myself, but only on my black t-shirt.


DavidS - Mar 20, 2012 2:17:48 pm PDT #10151 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

And on french fries... don't judge.

Belgian style! That's how JZ likes it. Usually I add curry because curried mayo is even better.


Typo Boy - Mar 20, 2012 2:19:54 pm PDT #10152 of 30001
Calli: My people have a saying. A man who trusts can never be betrayed, only mistaken.Avon: Life expectancy among your people must be extremely short.

Butter is good on sandwiches. And if you use the soft kind or soften it but don't actually melt it in the microwave you don't need much. Salt butter, not sweet is my sandwich preference.


billytea - Mar 20, 2012 2:23:53 pm PDT #10153 of 30001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

Belgian style! That's how JZ likes it. Usually I add curry because curried mayo is even better.

There was a Belgian-style restaurant in Philly that did an awesome bourbon mayo with their fries. That was so damn good.

Ah, they have a website: [link]


Strix - Mar 20, 2012 2:24:06 pm PDT #10154 of 30001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

I have horseradish mustard, dijon mustard, plain mustard, stone-ground spicy mustard, wasabi mayo and Hellman's mayo in the fridge right now.

I like me some condiment variety.


DavidS - Mar 20, 2012 2:45:49 pm PDT #10155 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

My Desert Island Condiment (if I could only have one in perpetuity) would definitely be Dijon Mustard. Because it's good for cooking too. Such a strong complex flavor - good for salad dressing, good for stir fry, good to a stir fork-ful into Mac N'Cheese even.

(My Desert Island has a fully stocked, solar powered kitchen. But only Dijon Mustard among the condiments.)


askye - Mar 20, 2012 3:12:18 pm PDT #10156 of 30001
Thrive to spite them

Well fuck cancer again. A former coworker's son died yesterday, he was 8 years old and leukemia. He was diagnosed last year, had a bone marrow transplant and it still came back and it came back with a vengeance. I think they found out a month ago it was back. Some very wonderful people managed to get him a Wish through Make a Wish, it happened on the 15th.


Steph L. - Mar 20, 2012 3:22:24 pm PDT #10157 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

bourbon mayo

I think I just heard angels singing.


omnis_audis - Mar 20, 2012 3:22:36 pm PDT #10158 of 30001
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

Ya know those big TO-DO's that you don't want to do. Dread doing? Well, I got a BIG ONE checked off. Budget stuff for the new theater. Like BIG. Like the original memo said $165,000 budget, and the spreadsheet she sent out said $150,000! Like OMG, did I just spend $15,000 more than I was supposed to, BIG??? Finally found all needed documents. I think I still have $450 left to spend.

But somehow. Being the BIG task that has been weighing on my shoulders while doing a million other things. The one little check box for it does NOT seem satisfying enough. There should be fireworks or something to say "That task is DONE"!!!

OK, now back to the other 90million things to do.


billytea - Mar 20, 2012 3:25:19 pm PDT #10159 of 30001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

I think I just heard angels singing.

You did! And they were singing BOOOOURBON MAAAAYO!