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Spike's Bitches 47: Someone Dangerous Could Get In  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Steph L. - Mar 20, 2012 8:46:54 am PDT #10106 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

Beth, I'm cool with that. It's only if you said, "I am eating this persimmon today because it will help me to never get sick and never die, and clearly since you are not eating a persimmon, you want to die," that I would roll my eyes forever at you. But you possess tact, unlike this co-worker.

Seriously, the ice cream comment is not even CLOSE to the worst thing she's said.


Ginger - Mar 20, 2012 8:48:11 am PDT #10107 of 30001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

Even if you were on her eating plan, you might have decided that Graeter's was worth it and be planning to have celery for dinner. You might have a rare condition that requires you to consume cream and sugar. (Maybe they'll decide my anemia requires mass quantities of ice cream. A girl can dream.)


Steph L. - Mar 20, 2012 8:51:23 am PDT #10108 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

Even if you were on her eating plan, you might have decided that Graeter's was worth it and be planning to have celery for dinner. You might have a rare condition that requires you to consume cream and sugar.

Yup. But instead it's "I can tell everything about your health from this one thing you are eating on this instance out of hundreds of meals and snacks throughout the year."

And then, of course, on a much simpler level, "I think I should be all up in your business!"


meara - Mar 20, 2012 9:05:51 am PDT #10109 of 30001

Steph, speaking of Graeters--I just found it in my supermarket yesterday!! All chip flavors, but included raspberry chip. I did not buy any though. Cause, y'know, I care about my health.


Steph L. - Mar 20, 2012 9:07:17 am PDT #10110 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

I did not buy any though. Cause, y'know, I care about my health.

Man, I wish I cared about MY health! But then...ice cream!


le nubian - Mar 20, 2012 9:12:18 am PDT #10111 of 30001
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

okay, I'm going to try the hydrogen peroxide thing next time.


beth b - Mar 20, 2012 9:16:51 am PDT #10112 of 30001
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

Now I want ice cream.

I'm sharing this here , I did share it on facebook. I have a friend who is an EMT, but she has a second job that she doesn't talk about with everybody, until now. She also works in a clinic that does abortions. here is her experience

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My friend is a healer by nature: massage therapist, nanny, now an EMT.


Kate P. - Mar 20, 2012 9:24:32 am PDT #10113 of 30001
That's the pain / That cuts a straight line down through the heart / We call it love

Hey Steph, BTW, thanks for trying to kill us with Graeter's when we visited Cincinnati! We barely escaped with our lives, but at least we had some damn tasty ice cream.


Steph L. - Mar 20, 2012 9:25:32 am PDT #10114 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

We barely escaped with our lives, but at least we had some damn tasty ice cream.

Hey, if I'm dying, then I'm taking as many people out with me as I can, in as yummy of a way as I can!


Laura - Mar 20, 2012 9:30:34 am PDT #10115 of 30001
Our wings are not tired.

Teppy, I care about your health very much. I am also convinced that you know your body and health conditions better than anyone else. Clearly ice cream is sometimes what a body needs.

When I was pregnant they made clear that I was to report any odd cravings right away. She said if I suddenly thought crayons or cardboard sounded tasty I should call them. Ice cream not so much. I don't know what the odd cravings concern was about, but they amused me with the possibility.

Also, if I haven't consulted you as my doctor, get out of my business!